mugwump 

Funkiest band in New York, known to get deep down in that ass and funk it out. Also known to be personified by a small gnome/troll/wizard like dude who just wants to chill and get funky. The Mugwump.

Goin to see Mugwump tonight? Grab your hat and your monkey, cuz its time for SooooulFunky

mugwump by One Jive Ass Turkey April 19, 2005

Mugwump 

A small, swamp-dwelling creature that subsists on skunk cabbage and likes to burrow. Mugwumps can be identified by the low "wumpwumpwumpwump" sound they make, and by their fear of any jumps other than little ones.

I'm making skunk cabbage flambé for dessert tonight because the mugwumps from the bog next door are coming over for dinner.

Mugwump by El Wumpo June 23, 2011

mugwump 

One who is sexually Ambivalent, having equal attraction to both male and female sexual parners.

'Let me introduce you to someone who specialises in sexual ambivalence. He is mugwump.'
- From the movie Naked Lunch by David Cronenberg 1991.

mugwump by Dvd Slut December 27, 2003

Mugwump 

a very small penis

"You've got a mugwump man."

Mugwump by Hakake May 5, 2010

mugtumpt 

arousing revulsion or strong indignation

"You seen that girl? Man she's mugtumpt"

"You seen that girl? Man she's mugtumpt"

mugtumpt by Wagwan blud March 29, 2020

Mugwomp 

1) A person so hyper and ignorant, they are ADD on crack.

2) A person used as a battering ram in a riot.

3) A person whose father was a hamster and mother smelled of elder berries.

1) "Man, that Mugwomp is crazy, he's like ADD on crack"

2)"Oh look, a steel door is blocking our ascent from the darkness, we should use a Mugwomp as a battering ram to get it open."

3) "That Mugwomp's father is a hamster and his mother smells of elder berries"

Mugwomp by Pumgowm March 16, 2008

muggwump 

An idiot, a boob, a foolish individual. usually stated in frustration. (older slang term)

get outta my way you muggwump!!

muggwump by Crazy68 August 21, 2009