Muffin man 

A man who loves to go down on women. To orally stimulate the clitoris or vulva with or without compassion (a djPauli technique) i.e. cunnilingus. This expression may equally apply to those discriminating womem who experience the rapture of consuming a hot buttered queef-flap prior to Breakfast, Lunch or Sunday Brunch. Cocktail & jam not included.

The first thing the Muffin man does after kissing his date is to go down on her while inserting his freshly manicured thumb plug up her bungpod for desired effect (unsterilized fishing hooks are not withstanding and special considerations are available upon request ). According to djPauli G, this method of snatch wrangling does have it's drawbacks. see: Wetworks, queef flap, Chumfume, spiritual rapture.

Muffin man by Rono December 11, 2008

muffinpants 

A term of endearment romantic or not, similar to muffin.

Awww, muffinpants, it'll be alright. *hugs*

muffinpants by pennylane April 2, 2005

Muffman 

The ultimate lover of muff. Often finds themself craving a downstairs jew-fro otherwise known as a fluffy muffy.

There was Muffman, hanging from the rafters.

Muffman by zach-the-muffman November 3, 2008

Filliam H. Muffman 

Hybrid name to refer to the union of William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman

(source: The Colbert Report)

Filliam H. Muffman is two people

Filliam H. Muffman by Filliam H. Muffman February 12, 2006

muffinpak 

Lover of midgets, leprechauns, bloomberg and of course the manatee (aka the sea cow) Also the bestest boyfriend ever.

Don't you wish you had a muffinpak?

or

You can't get a better one than muffinpak.

muffinpak by Muffinpak's number one fan December 16, 2008

Muffinpad 

A group of bored as heck teenagers on Wattpad writing fanfiction specifically based on the Muffin Squad. They can survive through the toughest of times; writer's block, Wattpad drama, you name it.

They are also well known for doing all nighters, hence that they're fanfiction writers fueled by heartbreaking angst.

Person A: I'm a large fan of the Muffin Squad lol. I'm also kinda interested in writing about them too.

Person B: Have you heard of the Muffinpad community?

Muffinpad by Carrie's-Coolio-Right-Now July 11, 2020

The Muffin Man 

A man who makes muffins and gives them to all of the people to whom he feels worthy enough. A song was written about him.

Blueberry, chocolate chip, and many more.

The Muffin Man by Stinky July 19, 2003