Muffman 

The ultimate lover of muff. Often finds themself craving a downstairs jew-fro otherwise known as a fluffy muffy.

There was Muffman, hanging from the rafters.

Muffman by zach-the-muffman November 3, 2008

Filliam H. Muffman 

Hybrid name to refer to the union of William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman

(source: The Colbert Report)

Filliam H. Muffman is two people

Filliam H. Muffman by Filliam H. Muffman February 12, 2006

Muffmaster 

A person who is highly skilled at the art of cunnilingus.

Andrea gets pissed off with her boyfriend all the time but never breaks up with him. He must be a muffmaster!

Muffmaster by Chad Apollo September 29, 2017

muffmuncher 

a practitioner of cunnilingus

lesbians are nothing but a bunch of muffmunchers

muffmuncher by noway jose August 30, 2003

muffmangler 

muffmangler is when you nail a chick SO hard it fucks her muff up (mangled)

person1:

dude, i was banging this chick so hard last night she cant walk.

person 2:

you fucking muffmangler!

muffmangler by mrskag April 3, 2007

Muffants 

Lice that reside within a woman's pubic hair.

My crotch keeps itching like crazy. I think that girl last night had serious muffants.

Muffants by CornSama September 13, 2012

Muffian

A fat loser living with his parents.

GUY1> Muffian is in his basement playing Tibia.
GUY2> haha what a loser that game is worse than WoW!

Muffian by jagsph April 13, 2010