The ultimate lover of muff. Often finds themself craving a downstairs jew-fro otherwise known as a fluffy muffy.
There was Muffman, hanging from the rafters.
by zach-the-muffman September 22, 2008
The man that brings boy/men wet dreams (like the Mr. Sand Man)
The Muff Man brought a dream of you last night baby
by MuffMan February 09, 2008