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The ultimate lover of muff. Often finds themself craving a downstairs jew-fro otherwise known as a fluffy muffy.
There was Muffman, hanging from the rafters.
Muffman by zach-the-muffman November 3, 2008
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Filliam H. Muffman 

Hybrid name to refer to the union of William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman

(source: The Colbert Report)

Muffmaster 

A person who is highly skilled at the art of cunnilingus.
Andrea gets pissed off with her boyfriend all the time but never breaks up with him. He must be a muffmaster!
Muffmaster by Chad Apollo September 29, 2017

muffmuncher 

a practitioner of cunnilingus
lesbians are nothing but a bunch of muffmunchers
muffmuncher by noway jose August 30, 2003

muffmangler 

muffmangler is when you nail a chick SO hard it fucks her muff up (mangled)
person1:

dude, i was banging this chick so hard last night she cant walk.

person 2:

you fucking muffmangler!
muffmangler by mrskag April 3, 2007

Muffants 

Lice that reside within a woman's pubic hair.
My crotch keeps itching like crazy. I think that girl last night had serious muffants.
Muffants by CornSama September 13, 2012
A fat loser living with his parents.
GUY1> Muffian is in his basement playing Tibia.
GUY2> haha what a loser that game is worse than WoW!
Muffian by jagsph April 13, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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