Mr. Clean

When a girl performs oral sex and leaves your penis polished to perfection. A Wet Shinny Dick.

Suck my dick bitch, Mr. Clean, Whoop! -Lil' B the BasedGod

by usc_boy89 September 01, 2013

Mr. Clean

Term for men who shaved their heads too shiny, that light reflects on them.
Named after a brand of detergent and cleaners with a bald man as the mascot.

Dan: Look at Jerome's new haircut.
Francis: Oh, he looks like Mr. Clean.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018

Mr. Clean

To squirt one half bottle of dawn dish soap into your ass and fart it out all over your lover.

I Mr. Clean'd that dirty hoe!

by T-rav93 August 16, 2014

Mr. Clean

That one video on pornhub where the bald guy puts his entire head inside the girl's vagina.

"i love Mr. Clean so much"

by goth coot September 24, 2020

Mr. Clean

THE HOTTEST PERSON ON THE ENTIRE EARTH

Hey have you herd of Mr. Clean
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I WANT TO FUCK HIM

by mr. cleanlover44 February 22, 2019

Mr. Clean

When you take a hit of marijuana, brush your teeth while you're holding it in, and let it out when you spit.

I dare you to pull a Mr. Clean right now!

by Jeffizle22221 July 07, 2011

Mr. Clean

Someone who is such a douche that they're like a living Mr. Clean, cleaning out vaginas til they're sparkly clean during intercourse in a completely boring and monotonous way. No one likes a Mr. Clean.

That guy is a total Mr. Clean for eating my sandwich.

by Plumm August 27, 2011