Mountain Dew

Said to be the sweat of God himself, bottled on the seventh day while he rested after the creation of the universe. This glorious beverage was given to an un-named prophet to be made available for all people of all races. This "nectar of God" is now distibuted to all who wish to feel the rejuvinating effect of ingesting this beverage through various supermarkets, gas stations, vending machines and Taco Bell. Also known as Amazing

Drink Mountain Dew and you'll discover what's inside quenches like no other.

by DOMitus Prime November 21, 2006

mountain dew

Redneck Holy Water. The most popular drink amoung rednecks. A Mountain Dew flag should be made and flown right under the confederate flag. Or as rednecks call it the "rebel flag."
Quite possibly the only spit bottle you will see being used or scattered amongst the numerous fast food bags in the floorboard of a truck.

Hey bo! When you go to the gas station, pick me up a can of Kodiak Wintergreen and a Mountain Dew.

by c * h * r * i * s March 25, 2008

Mountain Dew

Mountain Dew, a highly caffinated drink. Good for a pick me up when meth is not available. WARNING! Do not make Mountain Dew your only consumable liquid! It causes kidney stones! Seriously!

Johnny was feeling spent so he drank 10 bottles of Mountain Dew and stayed up for 12 hours playing Mystery Date.

by Da Biznatch April 8, 2003

mountain dew

A lemon-lime flavoured pop that apparently kills sperm cells.

Horny girl: Do u have a condom?

Horny guy: Nope, but I have a mountain dew.

by srb23 December 29, 2006

mountain dew

A carbonated beverage made by PepsiCo. Highly caffeinated for a soda (55mg per 12oz compared to 80-135mg per 8oz of brewed coffee). Advertised as an "extreme" drink in commercials, with people participating in extreme sports, often grabbing a can with one hand while upside down in mid-air performing an extreme stunt, and chugging it all. Mountain Dew claims a large variety of flavors, in order of creation:
Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew Code Red (Cherry)
Mountain Dew Livewire (Orangish)
Mountain Dew Pitch Black (Grape)
Mountain Dew Baja Blast (Tropical Lime)
Mountain Dew Pitch Black 2 (Sour Grape)
PepsiCo also creates diet flavors of Mountain Dew drinks. Also, there are two drinks marketed as energy drinks:
Mountain Dew AMP
Mountain Dew MDX
AMP is bottled in the classic energy drink style, a slendar aluminum can, while MDX is bottled in a smaller, more unique style of platic bottling. An enjoyment of all Mountain Dew flavors is that each flavor holds the taste and kick of regular Mountain Dew, along with its separate flavor, with the exception of Pitch Black and Pitch Black 2, which arguably don't hold the taste of regular Dew.

"Yo, bro, stop here. We need to pick up some Mountain Dew."
"Yo, for real, thats extreme."

by jparkdzg May 11, 2006

Mountain Dew

Originally, a euphemism for moonshine, 'shine or corn licker. Now thanks to mass merchandising the name of a popular soft drink. Gives a whole different meaning to do the Dew.

Revenuers are on their way, best hide the Mountain Dew.

by dewd November 6, 2005

Mountain Dew

A college student's best remedy for drowsiness during the early morning hours on the day the term paper is due.

although Jolt cola has more caffeine.

by AYB April 8, 2003