Monkey Punch 

Somewhat like a Donkey Punch but since monkies have little hand-like feet, you kick the girl in the back of the head instead. Granted this would be hard to do, but I assume a monkey could do it no problem, hence name.

Matt H-Dude, I got monkey punched last night.
Everyone else-Dude, you got kicked in the back of the head while getting sodomized by another man? You suck.

Monkey Punch by PhearMyPhunk September 30, 2006

monkey punch 

Grabbing a girls long hair from behind, pulling it back quickly and punching her in the back of the head. Then doing it again and again and again... (I.e. rubber punching ball on a string)

John gave Mary a good monkey punch for giving him skeloton dick.

monkey punch by dirtyjohnnyfurburger August 8, 2012

Monkey Punch 

When you run at someone with your arm in a spear like position and you fucking floor them

you write a sentence!

Monkey Punch by rat monkey September 30, 2006

monkey punch 

When you shit in your hand and fling it at someone walking by.

My date was going great until some guy in the bushes monkey punched me, now I have to take I shower.

monkey punch by monkeypunched July 17, 2011

Monkey punch 

The act of fucking a bitch and right before she cums hit her behind the ear

I was fucking her doggy style and right before she cummed I monkey punched her

Monkey punch by John Evan’s June 20, 2025

Monkey Punch

The act of punching a partner in the ribs and lower abdomen for rough sex.

Dude I crack Jessica's ribs on accident when she asked me to monkey punch her during sex.

Monkey Punch by Buttfistee January 2, 2026

Monkey-Punch 

When a guy is doing a chick from behind and pooping at the same time and flinging the poop.

Some guy was monkey-punching that chick. There was poo flung everywhere.

Monkey-Punch by John Barleycorne December 2, 2010