your mom 

My answer to everything.

Teacher: Why didn't you turn in your homework?
Me: Your mom.
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Teacher: What do you think your doing, sleeping in class?!
Me:...Your mom.
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Teacher: Any questions?
Me: Your mom... I mean, your mom?

your mom by Violetownz January 18, 2008

your mom gay 

The worst insult you could ever use against someone. This will literally end their career and social life.

Dan: Hey how are yo-
Jonah: your mom gay
Dan: *is fucking obliterated*

your mom gay by Ignam February 28, 2018

Your mom's credit card 

Something you can steal to buy V-Bucks

Bob: I'm better than you at Fortnite! Ha!
Dan: But I have your mom's credit card

Bob: *deletes Fortnite*

Your mom's credit card by Tiny Chungus January 30, 2019

flush your mom 

When someone falsely claims he has a flush in card games like Texas Hold'em or Omaha, you can say this to his face.

A flush is when you have 5 cards of the same suit. Not 4.

And no, 5 red cards with diamonds mixed with hearts don't make a flush.

"What chu got?"
"I got a flush.(show hand)"
"Flush your mom! You only have 4 diamonds you dumbass."

flush your mom by Kevin Ju-ann May 16, 2021

shock your mom 

an epic party mentioned in playboy magazine hosted by the kenyon lords and ladies swim teams. a party in which party goers dress in obscene costumes that would "shock their moms"

"dude what are you going to be for shock your mom?"
"dude i think i'm gonna a girl from that anime cartoon sailor moon!"
"dude thats awesome that would really shock your mom"

shock your mom by dipsetty January 25, 2009

your mom hella gay lol 

The insult to end all insults. There are no survivors

Me:Your mom hella gay lol

your mom hella gay lol by Asseater80001 May 7, 2018

Your Mom Gay 

This will ultimately end the career of any nigga within a five mile radius. It’s deemed illegal to say in the internet but normies still use it.

Johnny. You suck
Jerl No Johnny, “breath in swiftly” YOUR MOM GAY

Your Mom Gay by NiggaDick24 February 19, 2018