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spawn molested

When you are playing a video game and spawn, only to be swarmed by the enemy and immediately killed.
Jesse has spawn molested so many people in video games that he was forced to register as a sex offender.

Textually Molested 

A text message that contains someones body part you'd rather not see.
OMG, Joe just sent me a text of his penis!

He just textually molested me!

visually molested 

when a friend of the opposite sex sends you text porn of your same sex.
my friend (male)
Me (a female)

(me) I get a text and look at it and text back to my friend you just "visually molested" me with your female porn

(my friend) you know you like it
visually molested by sundshine October 28, 2010

Proudly Molested Ratty Twat

4 words to explain a whore that has s*x with taxi drivers to not pay for the ride home. Not the riding before going home...
"What does that video even mean? 🙄"
"We already told you you proudly molested ratty twat."
Proudly Molested Ratty Twat by vyevd8 September 25, 2023

metaphorically molested

-the act in which one is violated or harassed in a non sexual manner, with the intent to reference or suggest sexual acts.

- forceful enlightenment pertaining to metaphors

Dad-Molested 

*Ping* ANOTHER BULLSEYE! DID I NOT FUCKING CALL IT OR WHAT!? DID I NOT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!? I AM A FUCKING CRACK-SHOT!
Hym "What was it I said about chicks getting dad-molested? Remind me again. I blame the incest cult. This is what happens when you let Jewish incest cults spread out of control! HOW DO I DO IT!? IN THE ABSENCE OF DATA, I STILL NEVER MISS! I'M LIKE THE DEAD-SHOT OF EXPLAINING THINGS! I'M LIKE THE HAWKEYE OF THEORIZING! MY POWER CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!! (<- That's a smite reference)
Dad-Molested by Hym Iam August 19, 2024