YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM 'SAUGA WHEN...
1.Your schools put more money and funding into
sports teams than your education.
2.You can't find anyone 15 or younger on aSaturday night
because they are all at Club 108.
3.You consider 5 & 10 (Hurontario and Dundas) "the
ghetto."You or your friend has been considered a hoe
just for living here.
4.St. Joes Secondary School is called "St. Hoes"
for its prostitution in the 90's and its high pregnancy rate.
You're so proud because Fito Blacko, Kobra Khan,and Kardinal Offishall came from Mississauga.
5.Your parents refuse to drive you to Malton because it's the "bad area".
6.The 24-hour convenience store just closed 20minutes ago.
7.The first thing you plan on doing once you getout of school is leaving Mississauga.
8.No matter where you are in Mississauga, you know how to get to Square One.
9.When out of towners ask what you do inMississauga for fun,you respond by telling them that you go downtown.
10.On a Friday night, every Tim Hortons is packed with over 100 people and their sick cars. because everyone is too afraid of going outside of Mississauga in fear that their ride will be stolen.
11.No matter how nice you are to them, Scarborough
people still hate you.
12.Brampton people say you live in the Boonies.
13.Scarborough people say you live in the Boonies.
14.AJAX people say you live in the Boonies.
15.In your old highschool, there was a camera
watching you every 15 feet.
16.If you're under 19, have a criminal record, no future or if you're just stupid as a fuck, the only highschool that will take you is west credit
17.If there's beef, you will travel 2 miles down
stations, over the bridge, behind the tree with 200 people
following you, just to settle it.
18.You have been kicked out of Square One by security for being the following races: Black, Asian, brown, Hispanic and Arab.
19.The Mississauga News posts articles featuring the new
sign on Creditview and Eglington because Mississauga is too boring to come up with a real story.
20.You take 3 right turns and you back where you
started.
21.You drive down Mississauga Road and fantasize
about living in a house with a 5-car garage.
22.No matter how broke you are, Brampton and
Scarborough people will still comment on how rich you are.
23.When Hazel McCallion is more popular than Jesus himself.
24.You've been on a bus for over an hour getting to a place that is 15 minutes away
1.Your schools put more money and funding into
sports teams than your education.
2.You can't find anyone 15 or younger on aSaturday night
because they are all at Club 108.
3.You consider 5 & 10 (Hurontario and Dundas) "the
ghetto."You or your friend has been considered a hoe
just for living here.
4.St. Joes Secondary School is called "St. Hoes"
for its prostitution in the 90's and its high pregnancy rate.
You're so proud because Fito Blacko, Kobra Khan,and Kardinal Offishall came from Mississauga.
5.Your parents refuse to drive you to Malton because it's the "bad area".
6.The 24-hour convenience store just closed 20minutes ago.
7.The first thing you plan on doing once you getout of school is leaving Mississauga.
8.No matter where you are in Mississauga, you know how to get to Square One.
9.When out of towners ask what you do inMississauga for fun,you respond by telling them that you go downtown.
10.On a Friday night, every Tim Hortons is packed with over 100 people and their sick cars. because everyone is too afraid of going outside of Mississauga in fear that their ride will be stolen.
11.No matter how nice you are to them, Scarborough
people still hate you.
12.Brampton people say you live in the Boonies.
13.Scarborough people say you live in the Boonies.
14.AJAX people say you live in the Boonies.
15.In your old highschool, there was a camera
watching you every 15 feet.
16.If you're under 19, have a criminal record, no future or if you're just stupid as a fuck, the only highschool that will take you is west credit
17.If there's beef, you will travel 2 miles down
stations, over the bridge, behind the tree with 200 people
following you, just to settle it.
18.You have been kicked out of Square One by security for being the following races: Black, Asian, brown, Hispanic and Arab.
19.The Mississauga News posts articles featuring the new
sign on Creditview and Eglington because Mississauga is too boring to come up with a real story.
20.You take 3 right turns and you back where you
started.
21.You drive down Mississauga Road and fantasize
about living in a house with a 5-car garage.
22.No matter how broke you are, Brampton and
Scarborough people will still comment on how rich you are.
23.When Hazel McCallion is more popular than Jesus himself.
24.You've been on a bus for over an hour getting to a place that is 15 minutes away
by Lotus30 May 5, 2007
An affluent suburban city located west of the city of Toronto.
People from the town of Oakville (just west of Mississauga) seem to have delusions of grandeur and fail to notice that the only wealthy part of their town is centred around 'Old Oakville' a tiny part of Lakeshore Road. In comparison, Mississauga's wealth is dispersed in villages such as Lorne Park, Streetsville, Mineola, Port Credit, Erindale, Rattray Marsh, and Mississauga Road. Unlike homogeneous Oakville, Mississauga is a city where you can live with people of all races in harmony.
People from the town of Oakville (just west of Mississauga) seem to have delusions of grandeur and fail to notice that the only wealthy part of their town is centred around 'Old Oakville' a tiny part of Lakeshore Road. In comparison, Mississauga's wealth is dispersed in villages such as Lorne Park, Streetsville, Mineola, Port Credit, Erindale, Rattray Marsh, and Mississauga Road. Unlike homogeneous Oakville, Mississauga is a city where you can live with people of all races in harmony.
Oakville kid: "you're just jealous 'cause us Oakvillians live in a bubble and are out of touch with reality"
Mississauga kid: "touche"
Mississauga kid: "touche"
by toml544 November 20, 2008
The best city in the world to live in.
Canada was rated the best country to live in by the UN many times.
Peel Region is rated the best region in all of Canada to live in.
Mississauga is the best city in Peel Region, ergo, the best city in the world.
Canada was rated the best country to live in by the UN many times.
Peel Region is rated the best region in all of Canada to live in.
Mississauga is the best city in Peel Region, ergo, the best city in the world.
by sam fok February 19, 2005
Pronounced (Mee - see - saow - gahahahahah).
(1) The armpit of Toronto.
(2) Home of the biggest slut in Canada (University of Toronto campus).
(3) Pointless 2 hour commute into bum-fuck nowhere.
(4) Where emo kids are born.
(5) See nature reserve
(6) Void
(7) Marijuana and alcohol are used to prevent suicidal tendencies.
(8) Neo-nazis Canadian home base.
(9) Where rapists run wild looking for 4 to 40 year old things (bitches, men, sheep, goats, deer (especially), skunks) between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m.
(1) The armpit of Toronto.
(2) Home of the biggest slut in Canada (University of Toronto campus).
(3) Pointless 2 hour commute into bum-fuck nowhere.
(4) Where emo kids are born.
(5) See nature reserve
(6) Void
(7) Marijuana and alcohol are used to prevent suicidal tendencies.
(8) Neo-nazis Canadian home base.
(9) Where rapists run wild looking for 4 to 40 year old things (bitches, men, sheep, goats, deer (especially), skunks) between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m.
by Johnny flying penis December 14, 2005
One of the greatest cities in the world, located in the GTA, just east of Oakville. Has a diverse population unlike surrounding areas (oakville rich people) (brown-town -brampton) (bad-ass scarborough) Missisauga's population is diverse in their ethnicities, financial state, culture, attitudes etc.
It is well known for it's large mall, Square - One
One of the most hated on cities in the gta
It is well known for it's large mall, Square - One
One of the most hated on cities in the gta
Mississauga kid: ayo whenever i leave missisauga it seems im in a place where everyones the same
Mississauga kid's older brother: Ye that's why 'saugas the best place to be :)
Mississauga kid's older brother: Ye that's why 'saugas the best place to be :)
by dekingh December 12, 2009
North America's 4th largest suburb, located east of Toronto, with a population of around 738,000.
Mississauga is a large suburb that is desperately trying to act like a city.
Mississauga is a large suburb that is desperately trying to act like a city.
Hey look! Mississauga has a gigantic modern skyline! Look at that! Let's go there!
*Entering*
Wait, they're all residential skyscrapers! And all the traffic is going to Toronto!
*Entering*
Wait, they're all residential skyscrapers! And all the traffic is going to Toronto!
by udusers1 December 13, 2011
Plastic suburb located west of Toronto, populated with a mix of fresh-off-the-boat immigrants and conspicuous consumers trying to impress with ridiculously sized McMansions, leased luxury cars and latest mall clothes. Focal point of the city is a mall called Square One. High culture in Mississauga is comprised of driving to the mall (usually imitating NASCAR with a minivan), mowing lawns, and loitering in front of fast food restaurants.
by Spaceman Dave Lee February 4, 2006