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Urban sprawl west of Toronto made up of quaint but overly copy-pasted,monotonous tract housing,strip malls and parking lots. the city lacks a definitive identity and admits to being an experiment and cheap land-grab for Toronto developers. Demographics include 99% automobiles and 1% random granny pedestrian. crime is low for the reason that no one exists outside of an automobile to perform such acts and because everyone is content with the easy living of their welfare and leased cars.
person #1: "have you ever seen anyone in mississauga?"

person #2: "no, that's because there all inside cars".
by poame November 25, 2010
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North America's 4th largest suburb, located east of Toronto, with a population of around 738,000.

Mississauga is a large suburb that is desperately trying to act like a city.
Hey look! Mississauga has a gigantic modern skyline! Look at that! Let's go there!

*Entering*

Wait, they're all residential skyscrapers! And all the traffic is going to Toronto!
by sega31098 December 13, 2011
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Historians believe that mississauga is a native indian word meaning "city built around a mall". First settled by mayor Hazel in the early 1800s and later by immigrants from around the world (mostly brown ones).

Cultural waste land, considered the armpit of Toronto (brampton being the crotch) Where huge houses and used imported luxury cars define who you are.

Mississauga is also home to spoiled wannabe gangster kids, and young losers in there 20s who still live at home but have enough money to customize shitty honda civics.

Home to iconic landmarks such as square one mall, where you can find the biggest concentration of brown people at the walmart!
I'm so bored! I haven't been this bored since i lived in mississauga!
by bonjour1 March 15, 2007
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A city within the GTA (Greater Toronto Area) that was considered derelect but now is considered by some to be relatively quaint, mostly by people who live there. The city is actually despised by most Torontonians due to the fact that the city centers around Square One, a mall that serves as the hub of all things Mississauga.

Mississaugans (people from Mississauga) are often considered annoying by Toronto residents, as they usually squeal in displeasure of how bad Toronto is when compared to Mississauga. They secretly wish to live in Toronto, as almost all of them end up having to commute in to Toronto for work, school, entertainment or to do anything of value or worth.
That girl won't shut up about Mississauga. She won't shut her trap about Square One.
by Johnny Crappleseeds October 10, 2009
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Plastic suburb located west of Toronto, populated with a mix of fresh-off-the-boat immigrants and conspicuous consumers trying to impress with ridiculously sized McMansions, leased luxury cars and latest mall clothes. Focal point of the city is a mall called Square One. High culture in Mississauga is comprised of driving to the mall (usually imitating NASCAR with a minivan), mowing lawns, and loitering in front of fast food restaurants.
"Mississauga is to urban living what McDonald's is to gourmet dining."
by Spaceman Dave Lee February 04, 2006
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One of the largest suburbs in North America, a nice quiet place to live and commute. Mississauga is known for a big ass train wreck, an MP who can't keep her mouth shut, and having lopsided mayoral elections
Non Mississaugan-"So, you live in Mississauga?"
Misissaugan-"Yeah, it's an okay city."
by Will March 20, 2005
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM 'SAUGA WHEN...

1.Your schools put more money and funding into
sports teams than your education.
2.You can't find anyone 15 or younger on aSaturday night
because they are all at Club 108.
3.You consider 5 & 10 (Hurontario and Dundas) "the
ghetto."You or your friend has been considered a hoe
just for living here.
4.St. Joes Secondary School is called "St. Hoes"
for its prostitution in the 90's and its high pregnancy rate.
You're so proud because Fito Blacko, Kobra Khan,and Kardinal Offishall came from Mississauga.
5.Your parents refuse to drive you to Malton because it's the "bad area".
6.The 24-hour convenience store just closed 20minutes ago.
7.The first thing you plan on doing once you getout of school is leaving Mississauga.
8.No matter where you are in Mississauga, you know how to get to Square One.
9.When out of towners ask what you do inMississauga for fun,you respond by telling them that you go downtown.
10.On a Friday night, every Tim Hortons is packed with over 100 people and their sick cars. because everyone is too afraid of going outside of Mississauga in fear that their ride will be stolen.
11.No matter how nice you are to them, Scarborough
people still hate you.
12.Brampton people say you live in the Boonies.
13.Scarborough people say you live in the Boonies.
14.AJAX people say you live in the Boonies.
15.In your old highschool, there was a camera
watching you every 15 feet.
16.If you're under 19, have a criminal record, no future or if you're just stupid as a fuck, the only highschool that will take you is west credit
17.If there's beef, you will travel 2 miles down
stations, over the bridge, behind the tree with 200 people
following you, just to settle it.
18.You have been kicked out of Square One by security for being the following races: Black, Asian, brown, Hispanic and Arab.
19.The Mississauga News posts articles featuring the new
sign on Creditview and Eglington because Mississauga is too boring to come up with a real story.
20.You take 3 right turns and you back where you
started.
21.You drive down Mississauga Road and fantasize
about living in a house with a 5-car garage.
22.No matter how broke you are, Brampton and
Scarborough people will still comment on how rich you are.
23.When Hazel McCallion is more popular than Jesus himself.
24.You've been on a bus for over an hour getting to a place that is 15 minutes away
*From "You know you're from Mississauga" page on Facebook...thanks guyz =)

by Lotus30 May 05, 2007
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