Microsoftie

*One who highly endorses Microsoft.

*One who works for Microsoft.

"I'd like to be a Microsoftie and work for millions of bucks a day. ^.^ "
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

Someone with their heads too far up their asses to relize that MS Windows is one fucked up, half-assed piece of software.

Dude? You don't think Microsoft should be punished for violating anti-trust laws? Fuckin Microsoftie!

by Chas September 12, 2004

Guy #1: Dude, why didn't you hit that shit?
Guy #2: I tried, but she didn't enjoy my microsoftie.

by Andi September 14, 2004

The state of a penis when it shrinks from its normal size. The opposite of wood.

by Grain September 12, 2004

someone in the IT feild who only likes microsoft for the sole reason that their software has made their back pocket larger

greg: that guy loves microsoft...
mike: that's because he's a fucking microsoftie

by poonjah September 14, 2004

n0n-1337 w1nd0wz 0S us0r

not microsoftxcore

LOLOL 0mg j00 n00b u cant c0py & p4st3 liek me 1 am teh 1337 w1nd0wz ME h4x0r. j00 r a m1cr0s0f7i3 LOL0mGwtfBbq!!!!11onehundredeleven122

by ohfukmeh September 13, 2004

After fingering Cami's clit for an endless length of time he looked up her snatch and saw a microsoftie lying limp as a noodle

by B. Lee September 13, 2004