meat beater

a guy who is obsessed with cumming by beating their meat to moto moto and has wet dreams every day and have like no friends and their name is Alexy and is gay LETS say it together NOW THATS CREAMY!!!

Alexy: I'm gonna masturbate to moto moto clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! uhhhhhhh! waaaaaa! uhhhhhhh! waaaaaaa! me: *comes to house* *opens door* Alexy: *Cums*. me: HOLY SHIT! your such a meat beater

by Alexy Hanson is gay April 8, 2019

Meat Beater Peter

1. The creature who grabs sausages at will and beats until love nectar has emerged, preferably he will finish himself before pursuing other alternatives.

Why is the wall sticky?... Fuckin Meat Beater Peter!

by Almond Ballmans November 13, 2010

Nigerian meat beater

Occurs when a male mastribates too hard until his penis looks like beef jerky.

I just pulled a Nigerian meat beater, I’m worried I can’t have sex anymore

by BigDaddyThiccRape May 19, 2019

heated meat beater

When a girl gives a dry handjob.

Guy 1: My penis is so sore and irritated.
Guy 2: Dude, she gave you a heated meat beater!

by doobersmacker August 5, 2010

Cowboy meat beater

Cowboy Meat Beater is a person so cool he never failed NNN and if you dare mess with him he'll have sexual relations with your mother

"is that Cowboy meat beater wow he looks so based"

"yep he IS very based indeed

by Fionn T. January 4, 2022

Meat Beater

One that beats a man's meat, AKA his Penis.

" She is is omega Meat Beater, man."

by MeatBeater69420 December 4, 2020

Wild Meat Beater

An individual that succumbs to the urge of masturbation regardless of the circumstances

guys wild meat beater alert! I just caught egan jerking it in the other room at the party.

by TheStreak June 8, 2020