White Man Tears 

White Man Tears is when a white man commits a crime and blames it on insanity.

The Parkland shooter is a perfect example of White Man Tears. After his mass shooting causing 17 deaths he faked insanity in order to get a lighter sentence.

White Man Tears by i<3europeans September 24, 2021

bitter man tears 

The product of agonizing sorrow and the only type of crying men are permitted.

Man 1: Bro, did you hear they've canceled the Superbowl this year?
Man 2: I've been weeping bitter man tears all morning.

bitter man tears by Sports Machine Phil August 21, 2011

White man tears 

White man semen

She's thinks she's drinking white man tears, but she's really drinking white male semen

White man tears by My name is ???? December 11, 2022

single man tear

Its the perfect tear. One that was created by Jensen Ackles while filming a season of Supernatural.

A single man tear is all I'll spare

single man tear by SamWinchestersGirl January 8, 2018

man tear 

A tear shed by a male in attempts to seduce a female into sexual relations.

We were watching this shitty movie about love, but I dropped a man tear in front of my date and she totally gave me a hand job right there in the theater.

When my dog died, I didn't really give a shit but I used it for some man tears; which in turn got me laid for the next year and a half.

man tear by MAlexBr January 9, 2009

Man Tear 

When you feel the need to cry, but being a man, one "man tear" falls down your left cheek.

Look on Brayden's left cheek, is that a man tear?

Man Tear by Imofwg May 10, 2016

Man Tear 

A tear shed by a male in attempts to seduce a female into sexual relations.

We were watching this shitty movie about love, but I dropped a man tear in front of my date and she totally gave me a hand job right there in the theater.

When my dog died, I didn't really give a shit but I used it for some man tears; which in turn got me laid for the next year and a half.

Man Tear by MAlexB January 9, 2009