A computer made by Apple that, for until late 2020, was the most expensive piece horse shit I'd ever seen. Thankfully, it no longer sucks because it now has its own chip which makes the computer actually really good.
These days, it's surprising to see Apple make a good product such as the new M1 MacBook, yet here we are.
by Hot Single Near You August 3, 2021
Mama! Can I sell the house for the newest thinnest MacBook Pro? I want to see if it runs better than my toaster!
by Mr. Critical December 12, 2015
Over price piece of shit.
It's $999 and has a quarter the RAM, half the Hard Drive size, 600 Mhz slower, have the video memory of my Vaio which i got for 700 dollars
It's $999 and has a quarter the RAM, half the Hard Drive size, 600 Mhz slower, have the video memory of my Vaio which i got for 700 dollars
by MACH8Ter April 22, 2010
-to get screwed or fucked over.
by Russom April 17, 2017
by Russom April 17, 2017
A Worthless 1000 Dollar Piece Of Shit That Can Store 8 Giga's
Its Made By A Brand Called "Apple" Also Known As "Thumb Up Bum"
Its Made By A Brand Called "Apple" Also Known As "Thumb Up Bum"
by Ahdiwnsn December 5, 2016
A blazingly fast, extreamly cool laptop. Replaced the crappy iBook in early 2006.
Expected to be a cash cow for Apple, as simply the color black costs $150.
More features and speed than Windows will ever have.
Expected to be a cash cow for Apple, as simply the color black costs $150.
More features and speed than Windows will ever have.
by Bixxo June 5, 2006