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The iBook is a laptop computer from Apple.

The iBook is sleek and powerful, sporting fantastic hardware architecture cased in asturdy, reliable chassis.. with good looks. The iBook's G4 processor and specifications seem to be a bit shit on paper (before you go into detail) but it performs brilliantly, Multitasking nicely and performing the toughest of tasks. Well placed WiFi antennae make picking up the weakest of signals a breeze, too.

OS X is beautiful and functional, sporting the Aqua UI and a spiffy dock. Better than crappy Windows and Linux anyday.
"Oh dear god, I just turned on my PC Notebook, and I get this fricken' Blue screen of death!!"
"And all I got was a sexy UI."

"Windows has crashed, and OS X is running smoothly"
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A lowerend notebook from Apple Computers.
Urgh is that a cheapy powerbook?
by Alex Brooks September 02, 2004
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synonomous for piece of shit
Angela won't get off of her ass. What an i-Book!
by Shadow February 12, 2003
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A very Stupid thing made by Apple Coz they cant afford to make proper Notebook... Very Stupid with the lowest Battery Power and crappy Grafix.... It iz wayyy too cheap with not enuff Drive space... Thats why the created the... iPod... Stupid people...

I also personally think Apple is made by Microsoft Secretly so they raise sales for atleast one product...'
'OMFG! I cant fit anymore stuff on my iBook!!!'
'Thats what you get when you cant afford another $50!!!'
'What!! an extra 40 GB costs $50!!?'
'Duh! B'u'll gates cant afford another $49 for extra Disk Space.. JUST LIKE YOU!!! but You Cant afford another $1 on top of that...'
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-A crappy computer from Macintosh(crapy anyways) that uses a small battery that can't run a small machine.
-A computer that can't run its own apple works
-Machine that locks up ONLY 4 times a day
John: I have a ibook.
Jim: I am sooooooo Sorry!
John: Thank you!
by Einstein March 17, 2005
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