Log Cabin
Log Cabin by Chickabong October 7, 2011
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A term used to describe a gay republican. It refers to Abraham Lincoln - a Republican president whose sexuality has long been debated. Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin.
Person One: Dick Cheney's daughter is a lesbian?!?
Person Two: Yea, she's a log cabin republican.
Person One: What a bitch!
Person Two: Yea, she's a log cabin republican.
Person One: What a bitch!
log cabin
An enclosed lavatory, containing a toilet, especially when used for defaecation. 'Log' referring to poo, due to its brown coloration and tendency to float. Throne room.
Man with a turtle head: "Jesus Christ! I've gotta go to the log cabin quick!"
Pal: "What?"
Man with a turtle head: "I've got to 'see a man about a log'."
Pal: "Don't you mean 'dog'?"
Man with a turtle head: "No! Out of my way!"
Pal: "What?"
Man with a turtle head: "I've got to 'see a man about a log'."
Pal: "Don't you mean 'dog'?"
Man with a turtle head: "No! Out of my way!"
Log Cabin
The act of re-using a condom.
Just like a log cabin, the condom becomes shoddier with each use and will eventually break or fall apart
Just like a log cabin, the condom becomes shoddier with each use and will eventually break or fall apart
Two Guys at a Party:
Guy 1: Dude, theres a wasted chick downstairs that wants to NAIL me!
Guy 2: So what the HELL are you doing up here?!
Guy 1: I don't have a condom. Please dude, you Gotta help me!
Guy 2: Well, you can take one from my waste basket if you don't mind giving her a little Log Cabin action!
Guy 1: Dude, theres a wasted chick downstairs that wants to NAIL me!
Guy 2: So what the HELL are you doing up here?!
Guy 1: I don't have a condom. Please dude, you Gotta help me!
Guy 2: Well, you can take one from my waste basket if you don't mind giving her a little Log Cabin action!
Log Cabin Republicans
A group of homosexual Americans:
1. who seek to advance the rights of gays in the USA by becoming members of and working for the victory of a political party devoted in large measure to ending all rights for homosexual Americans;
2. devoted to self-destructive irony.
1. who seek to advance the rights of gays in the USA by becoming members of and working for the victory of a political party devoted in large measure to ending all rights for homosexual Americans;
2. devoted to self-destructive irony.
"Hello! I'm Milt, and I'm here for the Republican Victory Party!"
"Great Milt! Welcome! I've got you registered right here! What GOP group was that again?"
"Log Cabin Republicans!"
"Fantastic, Milt! Why don't you go with those two officers there and they'll escort you off the premises! By the way, if you have natural, adopted or foster kids, please write down their names on this card so that Social Services can take them."
"WHAT?!?"
"Milt, it's not my damned fault if you're too stupid to read the policy papers and legislation. NEXT!"
"Great Milt! Welcome! I've got you registered right here! What GOP group was that again?"
"Log Cabin Republicans!"
"Fantastic, Milt! Why don't you go with those two officers there and they'll escort you off the premises! By the way, if you have natural, adopted or foster kids, please write down their names on this card so that Social Services can take them."
"WHAT?!?"
"Milt, it's not my damned fault if you're too stupid to read the policy papers and legislation. NEXT!"
Log Cabin Republicans by seeker6079 April 10, 2006
Log Cabin Republician
A group of individuals, who happen to be gay, but still support the beliefs of the Republican Party, becuase in their eyes, it is more important to focus on larger issues that affect the whole nation, and save the minor details for a later time.
Log Cabin Republician: Hey, I'm gay, and a republician.
Ingorant A**hole: Ain't that a paradox
Log Cabin Republician: No, it's called not focusing on issues that only affect me, but instead looking for my fellow man by not voting for a douchbag.
Ingorant A**hole: I don't get it.
Ingorant A**hole: Ain't that a paradox
Log Cabin Republician: No, it's called not focusing on issues that only affect me, but instead looking for my fellow man by not voting for a douchbag.
Ingorant A**hole: I don't get it.
Log Cabin Republician by TheSmartFag October 28, 2010