Lettuce

That one Twitter gal that is cringey, and mostly known for depression. Oh yeah, she draws or smth too, idk. She has a bad sense of humor and she likes bread :

Person 1: Hey Lettuce!! my dog died :(

Lettuce: huh, no shit. could've sworn i saw him on my dinner plate yesterday..And listen here you little shit, i don't care about your deadass dog. Go fuck yourself. And oh yeah, if you mention your dog again, I'll make you see him again. Anyway, hows ur day been? :o

by LettuceGodOfTwitter October 20, 2020

Lettuce

A ghetto synonym for hair.

"Omg Some one shredded her lettuce."

This equates to omg some one cut her hair, and it looks really bad.

by Spiffnic May 17, 2009

Lettuce

Never give up.

tumblr lettuce

by alittlemoment February 20, 2013

Lettuce

A popular lacrosse term to describe someones hair.

Hey Tom, sweet lettuce.

by Craig Jarvis March 25, 2011

Lettuce

a very cool person but is a big loser like a big fat loser .. no offense.

lettuce is gay

by HAHAHA RAY HAHAH October 16, 2019

Lettuce

Of relating to or obtaining a hockey stick, particularly a new one.

Hey mike are you going to break in the new lettuce today in warm-ups?

by Johnny Damon October 31, 2017

Lettuce

The act of receiving an oral blow job.

I lay back and get some lettuce; call it a wrap.

by Devin that Dude April 5, 2009