Person 1: look at that leaf on that tree
Person 2: what one
Person 1: that one there
Person 2: you're not being very specific
Person 1: (points at different tree) that one there
Person 2: that's a different leaf
Person 2: what one
Person 1: that one there
Person 2: you're not being very specific
Person 1: (points at different tree) that one there
Person 2: that's a different leaf
by TamChanUwU November 6, 2021
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by never-will-i-leaf October 8, 2011
a creepy self absorbed pathological liar who thinks he is gods gift to humanity only to find out later that his only friend is his own tiny calloused over used penis wrinkle.
by anonymoouse April 18, 2010
Using foliage to enhance sexual pleasure, rubbing a leaf on the end of one's penis after ejaculation. Also Leafing can be used as an alternative for tissue paper, using leaves as a genital mop.
Rob; 'what did you get upto last night?'
Chris; 'Not much, just a bit of leafing with me ole bit of skirt'
Chris; 'Not much, just a bit of leafing with me ole bit of skirt'
by i'moutatoiletpaypa June 15, 2011