He “seems” to be a lot of things.

I can only confirm he has an old maid fetish.
A: “Something is holding me back from saying Lamont was lovebombing.”

B: “Ugh, what makes you say that?”

A: “He doesn’t talk to anyone… do you really think he gets a mystical ego boost from playing this random girl? Who else?”

B: “Hmm, I never thought to apply logic to the situation.”
by RiddleThis December 15, 2022
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A WAY TO DISCREETLY SAY SOMEONE IS STUPID; A BIG DUMMY.
IN REFERENCE TO THE 1970s TELEVISION SHOW "SANFORD AND SON", WHEN FRED WOULD CALL HIS SON LAMONT A "BIG DUMMY".
THAT GUY IS A LAMONT.
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A guy who is sexy asl and who has a very big heart who is also bipolar and he has a really big dick
#Lamont
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Nice body and sexy species. That's good with the ladies .has a nice taste in shoes
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Lamont is an owl which was bred in the streets of Florida.From a juvenile state Lamont was heavily involved in the drug trafficking of Florida.Lamont is also known for his history of violence including attacks on random civilians.He has many connections with different international cartels and there has been reports of lamont involved with the slave trade.Lamont has over 143 criminal convictions and his whereabouts are still unknown.He was said to be last seen in a nursing home just on the outskirts of Orlando. If anyone has any information on Lamont please let us know
Lamont is on the shingles
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Nikki: Lamont stole jacks girl last week
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