2 definitions by Sterling Prohegurtus
Lamont is an owl which was bred in the streets of Florida.From a juvenile state Lamont was heavily involved in the drug trafficking of Florida.Lamont is also known for his history of violence including attacks on random civilians.He has many connections with different international cartels and there has been reports of lamont involved with the slave trade.Lamont has over 143 criminal convictions and his whereabouts are still unknown.He was said to be last seen in a nursing home just on the outskirts of Orlando. If anyone has any information on Lamont please let us know
Lamont is on the shingles
by Sterling Prohegurtus April 25, 2022
Dillon gaffeny is a bendy eared creature found in many forests and backyards he is hard to spot over his smelly musty skin.You know you are near a gaffeny when you smell something horrible.
by Sterling Prohegurtus May 2, 2022