2 definitions by soyboy22

LAMONT

A WAY TO DISCREETLY SAY SOMEONE IS STUPID; A BIG DUMMY.
IN REFERENCE TO THE 1970s TELEVISION SHOW "SANFORD AND SON", WHEN FRED WOULD CALL HIS SON LAMONT A "BIG DUMMY".

THAT GUY IS A LAMONT.

by soyboy22 April 13, 2017

DIF

Desert Island Fuck: Someone you would only have sex with if stranded on a desert island.

I don't find her attractive at all. She's a DIF.

by soyboy22 May 14, 2022