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I offer a three pronged attack.
After all: "Education, Education, Education"- Tony Blair's 1997 New Labour Manifesto promise.

Labour: Generally Poor Supporters. Believe in re-distribution of income from the wealthy to give all walks of life equality of opportunity.

Conservatives: Generally Wealthy Supporters. Believe that whilst an equality of opportunity is important, people have worked hard to earn what they do and should not lose up to 50% of their hard earned income for it to be spent on a lost cause who gets pregnant at 13 as it is easier to claim benefits than find employment.

Chavs: Britain's new pandemic; courtesy of the Labour party's social policies.
Labour's Grand Idea: "Hey, I know, if we want to give every one an equality of opportunity, let's bring the standard down to such a dire state that it'll be easy to achieve. BRRUUUP BRRUP"
Labour by DerekMahatijr June 5, 2009
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the political party who don't deserve your vote
labour by David Richardson April 6, 2005
Better than a Tory, but that's not really saying much is it?
I heard Dave voted Labour. Good on him, at least he's not a xenophobic, ignorant Tory cunt like me
Labour by Kjs1983 October 30, 2021
If you vote for Labour, you might as well be living in China or North Korea considering you're basically stripped of free speech and privacy. You can't even share a joke meme on Facebook without being arrested.
Labour by UltimateDoge May 4, 2025

Labour whore 

One of the countless women that chased after the sex god that was Clement Richard Attlee.
Labour Whore: Is that the NHS in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Attlee: Yes, Labour whore. Yes I am. *lovemaking ensues*
Labour whore by Labour17 January 14, 2009

Labour Day Special 

Engaging in sexual intercourse with your superior in the workplace.
Employee: You wanted to see me Mrs. Applesauce?
Employer: Henry, do know what a labour day special is?
Employee: No ma'am
Employer: You're about to find out. Lock the door.
Labour Day Special by Dr. Whelan September 22, 2010