Computer slang for "Laughing Quietly To Myself."
Few people honestly laugh out loud when they use LOL. I created this term years ago to combat the overuse of LOL (laughing out loud) in instant message conversations.
Few people honestly laugh out loud when they use LOL. I created this term years ago to combat the overuse of LOL (laughing out loud) in instant message conversations.
by Cap'n Ahab July 24, 2008

"laughing quietly to myself"
because not everyone "laughs out loud" when they see that stuff online... the probably laugh silently to themselves so their neighbors don't think they're crazy.
because not everyone "laughs out loud" when they see that stuff online... the probably laugh silently to themselves so their neighbors don't think they're crazy.
by palindromium July 01, 2008

v. laughing quietly to myself.
if the statement wasn't that funny, instead of saying lol, you say lqtm
if the statement wasn't that funny, instead of saying lol, you say lqtm
by chucknorrispwnsn00bz January 02, 2009

by Dewbeewah October 04, 2010

Laughing quietly to myself.
Sort of like LOL, only more secretly, more I've-got-an-evil-plan-in-mind-here sort of thing.
Sort of like LOL, only more secretly, more I've-got-an-evil-plan-in-mind-here sort of thing.
==In some random chatroom==
Mitchell: Wanna go egg the principal's house tomorrow?
Kelly: Lqtm... **rubs palms together and maniacally laughs**
Mitchell: Wanna go egg the principal's house tomorrow?
Kelly: Lqtm... **rubs palms together and maniacally laughs**
by Persephone~ October 19, 2009

Laugh Quietly to Myself
Basically what you say when something isn't really funny but you don't want the person your talking to to feel like shit
Basically what you say when something isn't really funny but you don't want the person your talking to to feel like shit
PErson 1: hey you wanna hear a joke?
Person 2: no?
Person 1: alright here it is
Person 2: i said no...
Person 1: Ok so why did the chicken cross the road..
Person 2: because your a dipshit?
Person !: NO! because he wanted to get to the other side
PErson 2: LQTM... leave me the fuck alone you dumbass
Person 2: no?
Person 1: alright here it is
Person 2: i said no...
Person 1: Ok so why did the chicken cross the road..
Person 2: because your a dipshit?
Person !: NO! because he wanted to get to the other side
PErson 2: LQTM... leave me the fuck alone you dumbass
by imabeastson December 01, 2009

Stands for laugh quietly To Myself. because when someone says something kinda funny that's what u do not LOL or ROFL or LMAO
by SlappinEwoksLikeDemHoes October 25, 2010
