With Lasers

It makes anything cooler.!!

Man - "Hey, what'd you do last night?"
Man2 - *jerkishly* "Your mom!"
Man - "with lasers!"

by ASF18A! February 25, 2010

laser

A gun used to zap people with and shit

I'll shoot you with my lazor piece.

Pew! Pew! Pow! Zap! Boing!

by sux0r December 17, 2003

laser

One of the highest adjectives in describing something completely awesome.
The only thing above laser, is lasermazing.

Yeah, that MF DOOM track was pretty laser.

by duplo June 11, 2004

laser

Another word for a cumshot; ejaculate

After getting head, I lasered her face.

by Kruug February 25, 2009

laser

Dr. Evil's secret invention to be used to sear the Earth. Air-quotes are to be used when saying this word.

Mini-Me, please stop humping the "laser"!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003

lasered

stoned to the bone

Pothead1: Dude im so high right now.

Pothead2: Dude youre beyond high, youre lasered

by Bosshawk September 01, 2009

laser

1. A device that converts incident electromagnetic radiation of mixed frequencies to discrete frequencies of highly amplified and coherent ultraviolet, visible, or infrared radiation.

2. The only thing that trumps shotgun when riding in a car. It is the driver's final call, but otherwise if you yell laser, you ride in the passenger seat. Does not work if nobody has called shotgun yet. If you yell shotgun, you can't yell laser too.

1. I'm going to use my laser to point at this piece of paper
2. person 1: shotgun
person 2: laser
person 1: god damn it.

by iz. April 17, 2006