kweef

a jujub or soft candy that elementary school kids use as a funny insult

kid 1: trick or treat smell my feet gemme sumthing good to "insert name" is a kweef!
kid 2: HAHAHAH lol

by ARCANE(zan) November 17, 2006

Kweef

Someone who acts gay for a laugh but is very straight, they make look gay but not nessecerily are, they may just like to take pride in there appearance or just like to look good. They are usually increadibly vain

Robbie: Your so gay
Me: Thats not what your mum was saying last night.
Robbie: What?
Me: Yeh i'm not gay, i'm just kweef

by Coopie June 17, 2005

Crack Kweef

A form of fart that makes no noise when released but consequentially smells horrendous and fatal. Often performed by individuals lacking courage or pride. Also known as the 'Silent Killer' or 'Silent Bomb'

Dude, you fucking crack kweefed?
crack kweef? who you kiddin

by master unity mind April 8, 2008

Undo-Kweef

A word to describe a wigless pimp whom wig has been snatched by all the tea they have consumed in drama.

Our local pimp was undo-kweefed.

by TokyoTheBaddest December 4, 2018

bloody kweef

a bloody vagina fart

that was one bloody kweef u had

by D-C-V July 11, 2008

Kweef Noodle

A Kweef Noodle is when the penis is inserted into the ass of either male or female and the opposite party farts on the penis. resulting in a Kweef Noodle.

Jacob fucked his twelve year old girfriend in the ass so hard, that she farted, and he had a giant Kweef Noodle to deal with.

or.

I fucked Kevin's sister in the ass so hard that she Kweef Noodled all over my dick, i nearly vomited.

by Sjdrob April 10, 2009

Canadian Kweef

The act of a Girl (Preferably Canadian cuz it rhymes) Fweefing into a guys mouth so that he can suck all the kweef up and blow it back into the girl. Usually done after the girl takes a big piss.

1:I totally Canadian Kweefed this girl yesterday

2:No WAY Was she Canadian

1:Yeah...

by Sivart1 January 5, 2010