KOCKING

"Katelyn, did you see how hard Jessica was laughing at that meme? She was Basically KOCKING.

by Gabbienham September 2, 2017

kock

another way to spell cock; penis

by d October 2, 2003

To put up a fake relationship on Facebook and get everyone to believe its real

Haha that faggot pulled an S-Kock and that dumb hoe thought he was actually cool.

by kockyforever December 2, 2009

King Kong's dick. It's bigger than a bullet train and twice as fast. It can fill Lake Superior in a single cumshot and is visible from outerspace.

If I were a woman, I'd be all over King Kong's King Kock. Hell! Who cares what I am?! I want that giant gock!

by MJoeJaX November 21, 2004

Vladimir couldn’t “Put-in” because of a bad case of “Vod-kock”.

by robpunzel April 9, 2019

the act of a girl punching a guy while having sex with him.

Looks like Nancy gave Bill the old Kock Randy last night!

by KillerBunny12 January 1, 2012

The name given for a penis belonging to someone named Ben.

Girl 1: I hear hes quite small.

Girl 2: I guess you haven't been formally introduced to the Ben-Kock.

by CarrotsAndCorn September 4, 2009