The RSPB may be complaining about the increasing lack of native British thorna, but they have failed to take into account, as far as I am aware, the uprise in the number of Sex Kestrels roaming the skys and industrial wastelands of the United Kingdom.
The humble Sex Kestrel seeks out its prey in the most immoral and humiliating places, leading, in many cases, to the hunted being thoroughly humiliated with his, or her, trousers down. Often, the prey is engaging in a little domestic rogering, either on their own or as part of a large social gathering, consisting of one laptop computer, Google images, and other industrial strength activities.
The Sex Kestrel swoops with unrivalled accuracy, and with the greatest degree of care, it carries out its lawful acts. Hovering over and around the Rogers, it successfully humiliates them and reveals their antics to the wider population, causing discust within the community, anger within the elderely and erections within the gay bars.
Lest we forget though, the Sex Kestrel is a powerful weapon in the war against rogering. Rogering is a sin, and as such, the perpetrators should be punished using all measures that are deemed nessecary.
All hail the Sex Kestrel!
The humble Sex Kestrel seeks out its prey in the most immoral and humiliating places, leading, in many cases, to the hunted being thoroughly humiliated with his, or her, trousers down. Often, the prey is engaging in a little domestic rogering, either on their own or as part of a large social gathering, consisting of one laptop computer, Google images, and other industrial strength activities.
The Sex Kestrel swoops with unrivalled accuracy, and with the greatest degree of care, it carries out its lawful acts. Hovering over and around the Rogers, it successfully humiliates them and reveals their antics to the wider population, causing discust within the community, anger within the elderely and erections within the gay bars.
Lest we forget though, the Sex Kestrel is a powerful weapon in the war against rogering. Rogering is a sin, and as such, the perpetrators should be punished using all measures that are deemed nessecary.
All hail the Sex Kestrel!
The Sex Kestrel swooped on the latest informal, but rather damp, group of young Rogers involved in the art of Arse Warbling. May its phychotic vocal ramblings me a measure of awefullness forever and a day.
by Becky Barnett June 5, 2006
A highly organised secret society which operates throughout the L21/L22 area of Merseyside, England. The only way to gain entry to the KC is if you are of Anglo-Saxon descent (sorry chris B), excluding Carter of course. Also you have to be invited and accepted by the founding fathers of the KC to gain entry. It is named the Kestrel Crew because one of the founding fathers watched the movie Kes and decided that he was now a keen lover of the kestrel. Even though it is based in Liverpool, the KC is biased towards the cause of both Accrington Stanley and Sunderland football clubs; nobody knows why but that's the way things are.
by Olof the Great November 27, 2008
by Sauce_Monkey October 4, 2020
townhomes where rez girls party and drink twisted teas at they more then likely black out & fight you. tweakers are everywhere watch out for Brenda day!
very ghetto wouldn't recommend
very ghetto wouldn't recommend
by ptownhoe December 5, 2021
Fucking hell bro I was kestrelled big time last night so bad I thought them te ornaments were fucking page three girls I ended up tryna shag both.
by Woodbinetheshep August 25, 2023
A wonderful friend who is always by your side. One hot mama with all the moves. She is energetic and lively, ready for any adventure. A dance party in your pjs? She’s down. A hike across the mountains? She’s down. A wonderful person named after a beautiful birdie
Kestrel is the bomb.com
by Kay97030 November 23, 2021