Katja

an extraterrestrial life form no one tries to understand.

It's not OK to treating someone like this, you don't know what that Katja went trough.

by 584 August 18, 2018

Katja

Katja is someone who promises to get you weed, and he or she will smoke all of it themselves.

-Hey, could you fix some weed for us to smoke next weekend?
-Yeah no problem, I have 5 g that I will put aside for you.
*next weekend *
-Man I can't believe that you smoked the entire stash without me. You are such a Katja!

by Not a hipster lumberjack June 7, 2018

katja

Katja is a girl who will always have your back. she can be competitive at times, and you don't want her on your bad side. she has a fun bubbly personality, and loves having loyal friends! most would love to be her, and others are jealous of her. she is athletic, pretty and incredibly funny! we all need a Katja in our lives!

P1: Dang, who's that pretty girl over there with everyone crowding round her?
P2: Oh that's Katja, that popular chick I told you about
P1: Oh god, I need to go introduce myself-
P2: But be cool dude, remember.

by TotallyKC February 14, 2021

katja

Katja is my coolio friend, luv her!!

A person u like to spend time with!!

by marta December 28, 2004

katja

Yay! *feels loved!*
*LOL*

*LOL* wheeeeeeeeeeee! :P

by katja January 26, 2005

Dirty Katja

A dirty Katja is when the female starts to talk about astrology or her feelings during heavy sexual intercourse.

"Man, she really pulled a Dirty Katja on me last night!"

by Kermitcansuckmyclit April 14, 2020

Katja

Specie: mythological figure
Nature: semi-goddess
Main feature: being tragicomic

Special abilities: crying while laughing, crossing the edge of what it's appropriate to say, flying, being dark and aggressive

Physical features: tiny

Claire: "sobbing while laughing"
Ella: "you're such a katja"

Ella: cough
Claire: "I'm gonna burn you"
Ella: "Don't katja me"

by QueenofNewYork November 21, 2021