keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum

The ONLY retort against a mom diss.

"If I wanted some cum back I'd get it off your mom's chin"

"Keep my mum out of this and I'll keep out of your mum!"


Note: Using this retort still means you're getting owned

by ihumpmarinesforbreakfast July 12, 2005

Keep ya nose out

This means to stay out of people's business

Please keep ya nose out of this conversation this doesn't concern you what so ever.

by History! August 10, 2017

keep your nose out

Keep your nose out means keep your nose of of business that doesn't concern you.

Keep your nose out of my business Bob this doesn't concern you what so ever.

by Thingymbob November 19, 2016

Keep your pig out of my shit

1. Mind your own business

2. I wan't nothing to do with you

3. You're no friend of mine

Man keep your pig out of my shit!

by simatar May 26, 2011

I'll keep my eye out for you

to look out for a person

the cheapest sex trev could find was One-eyed-Hilda who would charge him 50p for a quickie in the old eye-socket.
"'bye trev" cackled the old girl "I'll keep my eye out for you."

by theWestHamfan December 27, 2003

Keeping The Demons Out

The act of wearing a butt plug

“Dude why are you keeping the demons out?”
“cause it feels good”

by catsharks September 02, 2023

Keep your dick out of your mailbox

Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss

Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"

by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024