George W. Bush's most faithful lapdog... Thanks to his unfailing support for Bush's foreign policy, his stance on global warming and Bush's opposition to gay marriage. Even worse he is anti-gun!
Aussie 1: God I can't believe John Howard's gov't amended Federal Law to prevent gay marriage?!
Aussie 2: Yeah! That prick is a hypocrite! However I bet whenever he goes to the White House he is sucking Bush's dick!
Aussie 3: That makes sense! He must pay...
Aussie 2: Yeah! That prick is a hypocrite! However I bet whenever he goes to the White House he is sucking Bush's dick!
Aussie 3: That makes sense! He must pay...
by We hate John Howard! July 5, 2007
The Prime Minister of Australia between 1996 and 2007. Holds the distinction of being both the second longest-serving PM and the second sitting PM to lose his seat. The worst thing to ever happen to Australia.
by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear March 10, 2008
A bitch. Gaytard.
The worst leader of australia. Ever.
Possibly(probably) kisses the butt of George Bush and/or engages in sexual activities with him. Most likely submissive to Bush and gets his dick stuck in his ass. Or mouth.
Commonly known for his big eyebrows.
Fuck him.(Not literally, unless you wish to get STDs)
The worst leader of australia. Ever.
Possibly(probably) kisses the butt of George Bush and/or engages in sexual activities with him. Most likely submissive to Bush and gets his dick stuck in his ass. Or mouth.
Commonly known for his big eyebrows.
Fuck him.(Not literally, unless you wish to get STDs)
The reason that John Howard is going to lose the election is that he is possibly(Probably) pregnant. His(although this questions his sexuality as males cannot have babies. Therefore we will be referring to him as It), I mean, Its child will most likely be named:Gayassbitch Bush.
This is probably used to remind him about the (wonderful) times Bush's dick was in his ass.
May Bush's dick be with you Howard. Amen.
This is probably used to remind him about the (wonderful) times Bush's dick was in his ass.
May Bush's dick be with you Howard. Amen.
by HornySexLover October 11, 2007
Former Leader of the Australian conservative party;
Prime-minister of Australia 1996-2007
Brought the country out of recession and made it into a prominent member of the global community during his term in office.
The victim of a smear campaign regarding his IR laws, funded by people who lost money as a direct result of his IR laws (union leaders).
Now regarded as the devil by those ignorant enough to believe what they see on television without checking wikipedia first.
Neglectful of the environment in favour of economic concern.
Didn't say sorry
Strengthened bonds with the USA, which was a good thing until Bush got into office.
Really needed to trim his eyebrows
Resembles Mr. Sheen
Prime-minister of Australia 1996-2007
Brought the country out of recession and made it into a prominent member of the global community during his term in office.
The victim of a smear campaign regarding his IR laws, funded by people who lost money as a direct result of his IR laws (union leaders).
Now regarded as the devil by those ignorant enough to believe what they see on television without checking wikipedia first.
Neglectful of the environment in favour of economic concern.
Didn't say sorry
Strengthened bonds with the USA, which was a good thing until Bush got into office.
Really needed to trim his eyebrows
Resembles Mr. Sheen
People with an extreme view of John Howard need to look back and see where they got their information.
Man1: "John Howard was such a liar-yesman-spineless-slimy rat!"
Man2: "Arent all politicians?"
Man1: "John Howard was such a liar-yesman-spineless-slimy rat!"
Man2: "Arent all politicians?"
by Delusions_Of_Grandeur June 7, 2009
1. He is the current Australian Prime Minister. He is the leader of the Liberal Party. He is also known to have very bushy eyebrows and thought to tag along to anything The U.S President, George bush says.
2.This is also used as an insult for anyone who has bushy eyebrows or tags along to anything someone says no matter how idiotic it may be.
2.This is also used as an insult for anyone who has bushy eyebrows or tags along to anything someone says no matter how idiotic it may be.
1. I voted for John Howard even though he kisses George Bushed arse all the time.
2. Go away! You John Howard, I can't stand your bushy eyebrows.
2. I'm going to go jump off a bridge because someone else told me to. I'm a John Howard.
2. Go away! You John Howard, I can't stand your bushy eyebrows.
2. I'm going to go jump off a bridge because someone else told me to. I'm a John Howard.
by Steven T May 26, 2005
George Bush's alien assistant who does nething he says 2 weaken the world 2 turn it into a universal dump.
also used to describe some1 with john howard-like qualities.
eg: a coward, a but kisser, an absolute freaking idiot.
also used to describe some1 with john howard-like qualities.
eg: a coward, a but kisser, an absolute freaking idiot.
oh no our planet is doomed! john howard has just made it possible 4 the country of australia to all lose their jobs and starve 2 death.
what will john howard do next- it is in his power to order all babies born with blue eyes killed!
what will john howard do next- it is in his power to order all babies born with blue eyes killed!
by me-me-me October 14, 2005
1. He is the Australian Prime Minister. He is the leader of the Liberal Party and talks quite funny. He is also known to have very bushy eyebrows and thought to tag along to anything The U.S President, George bush says.
2.This is also used as an insult for anyone who has bushy eyebrows or tags along to anything someone says no matter how idiotic it may be.
2.This is also used as an insult for anyone who has bushy eyebrows or tags along to anything someone says no matter how idiotic it may be.
1. I voted for John Howard even though he kisses George Bushed arse all the time.
2. Go away! You John Howard, I can't stand your bushy eyebrows.
2. I'm going to go jump off a bridge because someone else told me to. I'm a John Howard.
2. Go away! You John Howard, I can't stand your bushy eyebrows.
2. I'm going to go jump off a bridge because someone else told me to. I'm a John Howard.
by Boyd M May 19, 2005