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Jethro Tull 

Invented the seed drill in 1701 and was the name of the best damn band ever
My cat's name is "jethro tull"
Jethro Tull by Alex February 13, 2003

Jethro Tull 

The only band in existence that can rock a flute.
Jethro Tull by Mr. Soot Gremlin December 17, 2011

jethro tull 

Yeah, Aqualung is my favorite Jethro Tull song...
jethro tull by iTX March 6, 2004

jethro tull 

Progressive rock band that started in 1968 and is still recording today. Founded by frontman Ian Anderson (and last remaining original member), they are truely the best goddamned band EVER.

Famous for songs like "Aqualung", "Teacher", "Cross-eyed Mary" and albums like "Thick as a Brick".
Jethro tull is the greatest band to ever exist.
Ian Anderson: "The flute is a heavy metal instrument!"

Sitting on a Park Bench...
jethro tull by lancelot323 May 13, 2007

Jethro Tull 

the best fucking band ever. im a cajun from Louisiana state but this band FUCKING GETS IT!! they may be british but they were the evilest, most cynical and realist metal band than even Black Sabbath. only pussies listen to black sabbath. real men listen to Jethro Tull. (a band with obvious intellectual ability, and very politically incorrect and street smart. what other band could write a song dedicated to a pedophile named aqualung, all the way back in 1971? absolutely brilliant people.)
Jethro Tull, hmn where to start? they're certainly more preferable than black sabbath. and they have a kickass flute player who knows what he is doing. and they talk about the degeneracy of post-ww2 western civlisation.
Jethro Tull by Abraham's Adversary January 15, 2019

Jethro Tull 

A progressive-rock band fronted by Ian Anderson-the best one-legged flute-playing sheep farmer in rock and roll today!
Teacher: Class, today we will learn about Jethro Tull.

Class: You mean that boring prog-rock band my dad likes? The one fronted by a sheep-shagger who plays the fucking flute?

Teacher: No, the guy that revolutionized agriculture in Europe in the 18th century by rediscovering techniques used by the Chinese in the 6th century.

Class: Oh, THAT Jethro Tull!
Jethro Tull by Shite from Shinola October 21, 2009