by Mikeee February 01, 2014

To collapse chestfirst onto the back of someone sitting in front of a computer and stare at their screen.
Nick was trying to program on his computer until Phillip came up and Jerryed him.
Lets go Jerrying at the library.
Lets go Jerrying at the library.
by That905Guy September 16, 2012

Jerry is my fish. He got eaten by my friend Rebekah. He’s got a place in my heart and a place in my friend Jacobs foot.
Amen.
Amen.
by Jerrymyfish July 24, 2019

A Jerry is a funny guy! Totally and completely loyal, well traveled, well educated, smart, funny, sexy, talented, good at everything, and a blast to be around. You have a friend for life with a Jerry, but do NOT piss a Jerry off. He can whoop some ass. It's hard to not love a Jerry. A Jerry can throw some wicked parties, is usually the life of the party, and knows everyone, and makes friends with anyone. A Jerry is picky about who he opens up to though. A Jerry is the total package.
by Sparkly_Blu May 16, 2013

by PHerron February 16, 2017

That one guy everybody blames.
by Turdman Jones September 03, 2016

"The two best wars this country ever fought were against the jerries."
-Harold's Uncle, in Harold and Maude
-Harold's Uncle, in Harold and Maude
by John Triton January 21, 2008
