jerpes

Dude, it's like Herpes....but like WAY worse....and James has it.

You definitely don't want it.

That's not a cold sore....you've got Jerpes.

by The One-Armed Man August 13, 2004

jerpes

Short for "joint herpes," which is herpes that you get from sharing a joint or a blunt.

Don't share joints/blunts unless you wanna get jerpes.

Dude. Jesse gave me jerpes.

by metalhead666 September 18, 2009

jerpes

It's like herpes, but of the jewish variety.

Schwedy: "Yo D-man, did you hear what our jew lover roomate just found out?"
D-man: "What, that his jew girlfriend is going to have his tay-sachs baby?"
Schwedy: "No, virgin boy. He got the jerpes!"

by atizzle February 11, 2008

Jerpe

A person named Jerry with herpes

Jerry has that jerpes

by Lmaobro1974 April 2, 2020

Jerpe

A Crazy and abrupt person who finds pleasure in other physicians.

He was feeling Jerpe around Elizabeth

by JerpedBeef March 21, 2018

slurp a jerp

To suck off a jewish douche bag

if a jew is acting like an asshole or a douche bag to you and you still decide to suck him off, slurp a jerp is what you have done

by headJ. libbs July 17, 2006

Slurp Slurp Jerp Jerp 3000

A specific dicksucking move that always results in projectile ejaculation. If you have ever had it preformed on you, you’d know it.

male: “damn babe the slurp slurp jerp jerp 3000? i knew i loved you”
female: “you know how i do”

by madsillybb October 30, 2018