Jarred is the guy who love hentai porn, not just any hentai but tenticle porn. He smells like a sour, rotten pussy and is so fucking gullible you could tell him anything and he would believe it to be fact.
Jarred you need to lay off the tentacle porn.
by Clowntitsballsbitch June 13, 2019
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Can fuck a Paige

If your a Paige you should suck him off right now
by Got iris November 13, 2018
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an act of being a complete wanker, sometimes used as a more polite alternative for the word shit
" Dude that bitch over there looks jarred!"

"Woah man, your not kidding!"
by DJSARMY October 7, 2011
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A short rotund man with pale skin that matches his hair. Jarreds usually don't know how to spell, and are retarded in most aspects. Jarreds seek out single moms who are desperate to date. Jarreds also call and text their exes for up to 4 years after the break up. Jarreds get angry in a blink of an eye, and start hitting randomly. Jarreds are the devil.
That guy is desperate, he must be a Jarred.
by Kangaruse February 13, 2010
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the lowest form of a douche bag. gets girls pregnant and then leaves them alone with the baby with no support. he will make you cry every night for 10 months. breaks promises and lies all the time. he will be the biggest disappointment of your life, and the biggest waste of time.
"did you hear about what jarred did to brittany?" "yeah, i can't believe that douche!"
by brittanybitch January 4, 2010
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A boy who acts gay but is straight. He will fondle your balls, and probably take hard anal from a random guy from a Thrift Shop and claims he is straight. He is also one to fool around with and loves his memes. He also loves his panty collection he has in his closet, and the favorite colored panty is green. Also, he is short and some times climbs on walls like a demented spider. He also likes to hiss at sun light and his family when provoked. Finally... he really loves Ass and loooooves small titties and believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
There is no examples of these Jarreds because that's how weird they are.
by DaBoyo05 March 13, 2018
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