2 definitions by brittanybitch

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the lowest form of a douche bag. gets girls pregnant and then leaves them alone with the baby with no support. he will make you cry every night for 10 months. breaks promises and lies all the time. he will be the biggest disappointment of your life, and the biggest waste of time.
"did you hear about what jarred did to brittany?" "yeah, i can't believe that douche!"
by brittanybitch January 03, 2010

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Big abnormally shaped, not in proportion with ones body
look at Jimmy's head compared to his body, god what a tanker head.
by BrittanyBitch October 02, 2015

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