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She is the best grandma ever she will do anything for you she is so caring and love for
Janet
Janet by LoveHeaven November 21, 2019
Fictional character, who is the prettiest thing on the planet, has a body hotter than a habanero, and lips like a ripe pomegranate, and a smile so incredibly radiant you had to watch it through a peice of smoked glass.

She also owns a copy of Joe Dirt on dvd.

from Weird Al Yankovic's new song, close, but no cigar
Then I met sweet young Janet,
prettiest thing on the planet,
had a body hotter than a habenaro,
she had lips like a ripe pomegranate.
Janet by Zankou February 6, 2007
A girl who while seemingly sweet and innocent is truly very sexual and slutty.

From the character Janet Weiss in Rocky Horror Picture Show
You may thing Emily is innocent, but she's really a Janet.
janet by MeAndMyMeatCleaver March 20, 2004
Feminine form of John, defined as "God is gracious".
Has many issues at times but eventually works them out. She has her own so-called "catchphrases" that make her sound repetitive and frustrated at times. She enjoys watching shows when she should actually be doing her work and is very self-conscious of herself. She also tends to assume many things and should probably realize by now that half the things she assumes are not accurate. There are times when she can be super loud and obnoxious, but overall, she is a wonderful, sweet girl who is someone worth holding onto in the future.
Wow, you're so lucky Janet is your roommate!

Why is that Janet being so loud?
Janet by unnaterialistic January 21, 2011
A woman with high moral values.A perfectionist and optimistic person.Graceful and full of life.Independent and goal getter.Enjoys being alone.
Woman secretly envies Janet.
Janet by Dr.Love$ November 28, 2019
a girl who is in it for the long run, will stay with you and has your back no matter. Can get anything or any one she wants. She's the baddest thing walking , sexy and down to earth. Crazy at times but she's a women who can hold her own! Has a mentality like no other. Awesome personality and only the real like being around her !!! If you're looking for a real chick down to ride, you found her.
Janet is a perfect women.
Janet by only the real January 10, 2017