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Hysterical Mexican Syndrome 

Hysterical Mexican Syndrome (HMS) A member of the Hispanic community whom over reacts to any situation, emergent or non emergent, which results in hyperventilation, crying, yelling, faking unresponsiveness, and abuse of the 911 system.
Maria called 911 because her baby threw up. Maria was treated for hyperventilation s/p Hysterical Mexican Syndrome, the kid was given a Tylenol.
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hysterical literature 

A series of videos where women read an extract from a book , while being jerked off by a vibrator underneath the table. After the women has an orgasm, She looks into the camera and tells you her name and the book she was reading/just read.
That girl started moaning as she read the book. I then realised she was having an orgasm. That's Hysterical Literature for you.
hysterical literature by KSSLad August 6, 2018

hysterical Bitch 

A bitch who is always overly dramatic &/or so crazy that it's funny.
(Typical Conversation)
Boy: Pass the mustard, please?
Girl: ...Why do I have to get it? Why couldn't you ask the person right beside me, huh!? HUH!?
Boy: What?
Girl: I don't like how you talk to me!!! Don't WHAT me! You, mf-er!
Boy: All I said was to pass the MUSTARD, you hysterical bitch!
hysterical Bitch by King or Queen October 9, 2006

Hystericalectomy

When something is so frikkin' funny it causes a woman's uterus to fly out of her body.
The conspiracy theory that steam locomotives traveling 50mph would cause a woman's uterus to fly out of her body is the first example of a hystericalectomy.
Hystericalectomy by jbcoops December 19, 2021

Hysterical Accuracy

'dramatic purposes'; changing the facts to make your story funnier or more interesting (and possibly to dodge potential defamatory / libel lawsuits)
some of the characters names and certain locations and events have been fictionalised for hysterical accuracy

hystericalyrical 

When someone sings a song and does not know the proper lyrics of the original and ad-libs their own lyrics. They usually think the incorrect lyrics they are singing are truly the words of the song.
Todd: "Last nite, Valerie was singing karaoke to Men at Work's "It's Summers Day""
Brent: "Yeah, she kept singing "It's a Mistake, It's a Misssstake. Instead of "It's Summers Day""
Todd: "Dude, that was hystericalyrical!!"
Brent: "Yeah, like when I rambled through Barenaked Ladies "One Week" lyrics!!!!"
hystericalyrical by JacknRochNY September 5, 2007

Hysterical Paroxysm 

I had 12 hysterical paroxysms yesterday.
Hysterical Paroxysm by Rhonda246 October 29, 2008