12 definitions by jbcoops
The fear that Sarah Palin will become president in 2012. This fear started in the last election, and is suffered mostly by liberal Americans. However a number of conservatives also share this fear, insofar as they are deeply concerned that this is the best that the Republican party can do.
Jess curled into a fetal position while reading Kennedy's "Profiles in Courage"... hoping this would be the prescription to cure him from his growing state of Palinophobia.
by jbcoops February 25, 2010
The conspiracy theory that steam locomotives traveling 50mph would cause a woman's uterus to fly out of her body is the first example of a hystericalectomy.
by jbcoops December 19, 2021
Anyone who sucks up to Zuckerberg (aka Zucky and many less flattering monikers) and somehow miraculously manages to never break Facebook Community Standards and wind up in Zuckatraz (Facebook Jail).
by jbcoops March 25, 2022
by jbcoops March 20, 2022
Hypatriot (n. Amurkan)
1. Repugnicant (sic) who wants Marshal Law (siccer) and threatens to "succeed" (siccest) from the Union if democracy isn't overthrown in the name of democracy.
2. Snowflake who taunted others in 2016 when Trumplethinskin lost the popular vote but won by an "Electoral College landslide" with chants like "Fuck Your Feelings" and cries when faced with the exact opposite EC count and an overwhelming Popular vote loss.
3. Claims overwhelming fraud on the word of Dildo Braggins, Rudy Ghouliani and a pillow salesman, yet fails to produce a scintilla of evidence beyond alt-right conspiracy theorists and networks such as OANN and Newsmax. No longer believes Faux News.
4. Continues to follow Hair Furor to the End of Days because that is what their telescamgelical pastor tells them enroute to their goal of Armageddon. Clutches to the belief in Rapture although Blondie hasn't sung that song in years.
5. Proves the adage: A fool and his money are soon donating to Trump.
1. Repugnicant (sic) who wants Marshal Law (siccer) and threatens to "succeed" (siccest) from the Union if democracy isn't overthrown in the name of democracy.
2. Snowflake who taunted others in 2016 when Trumplethinskin lost the popular vote but won by an "Electoral College landslide" with chants like "Fuck Your Feelings" and cries when faced with the exact opposite EC count and an overwhelming Popular vote loss.
3. Claims overwhelming fraud on the word of Dildo Braggins, Rudy Ghouliani and a pillow salesman, yet fails to produce a scintilla of evidence beyond alt-right conspiracy theorists and networks such as OANN and Newsmax. No longer believes Faux News.
4. Continues to follow Hair Furor to the End of Days because that is what their telescamgelical pastor tells them enroute to their goal of Armageddon. Clutches to the belief in Rapture although Blondie hasn't sung that song in years.
5. Proves the adage: A fool and his money are soon donating to Trump.
Randy donates 10% of every paycheck to Trump's “Official Election Defense Fund.” A true hypatriot, Randy would rather continue to be conned by Don than admitting he made a mistake.
by jbcoops June 19, 2022
Hypatriot (n. Amurkan)
1. Repugnicant (sic) who wants Marshal Law (siccer) and threatens to "succeed" (siccest) from the Union if democracy isn't overthrown in the name of democracy.
2. Snowflake who taunted others in 2016 when Trumplethinskin lost the popular vote but won by an "Electoral College landslide" with chants like "Fuck Your Feelings" and cries when faced with the exact opposite EC count and an overwhelming Popular vote loss.
3. Claims overwhelming fraud on the word of Dildo Braggins, Rudy Ghouliani and a pillow salesman, yet fails to produce a scintilla of evidence beyond alt-right conspiracy theorists and networks such as OANN and Newsmax. No longer believes Faux News.
4. Continues to follow Hair Furor to the End of Days because that is what their telescamgelical pastor tells them enroute to their goal of Armageddon. Clutches to the belief in Rapture although Blondie hasn't sung that song in years.
5. Proves the adage: A fool and his money are soon donating to Trump.
1. Repugnicant (sic) who wants Marshal Law (siccer) and threatens to "succeed" (siccest) from the Union if democracy isn't overthrown in the name of democracy.
2. Snowflake who taunted others in 2016 when Trumplethinskin lost the popular vote but won by an "Electoral College landslide" with chants like "Fuck Your Feelings" and cries when faced with the exact opposite EC count and an overwhelming Popular vote loss.
3. Claims overwhelming fraud on the word of Dildo Braggins, Rudy Ghouliani and a pillow salesman, yet fails to produce a scintilla of evidence beyond alt-right conspiracy theorists and networks such as OANN and Newsmax. No longer believes Faux News.
4. Continues to follow Hair Furor to the End of Days because that is what their telescamgelical pastor tells them enroute to their goal of Armageddon. Clutches to the belief in Rapture although Blondie hasn't sung that song in years.
5. Proves the adage: A fool and his money are soon donating to Trump.
Watching the 1/6 hearings the Hypatriot claimed the FBI led it and Antifa actors tried overthrowing the election they won.
by jbcoops June 10, 2022
Smoking in the drive through lane at McDonalds in direct violation of the "no smoking within 10 feet" law.
I ordered a McDouble (no ketchup or mustard, add Big Mac sauce and lettuce) and celebrated my McVictory (in getting a Big Mac sans middle bun for 1/3 the price) by McSmoking while waiting for my order. BTW... the girl working there was McSmoking hot!
by jbcoops April 14, 2011