Hypocrite

When some one tells you not to do something, while they are doing it or have been seen doing exactly what they just told you not to do.

Teacher: Bob! Don't chew gum in the classroom! Go throw it out!

Bob: But Mr., you are chewing gum. Why can't we? Wouldn't you be being a hypocrite by telling me to throw it out??

by b.c.w July 16, 2009

hypocrite

(1) A person who engages in the same behaviors he condemns others for.

(2) A person who professes certain ideals, but fails to live up to them.

(3) A person who holds other people to higher standards than he holds himself.

The only reliable product of an organized religion is a flock of hypocrites who feel that only *their* hypocrisy is divinely sanctioned.

by Siddownshaddap April 19, 2004

hypocrite

someone who complains about something but finds themselves doing exactly the same thing

A: "i hate people that complain about other people, they're SO annoying!"
B: "shut up, hypocrite!"

by factoryofinsults November 28, 2003

hypocrite

A person who reprimands others for doing or not doing something, then turns around and does the same thing

Professor Coan tells us to stay in shape, but she's fat as hell. What a hypocrite!

by TheFrost February 25, 2007

Hypocrite

Someone who tells people to not do things they themselves do. Worse are those who insult and belittle people for doing the same things they do.

Taylor: Trey your a piece of shit for being a cheater. I hate cheaters they are the devil!

Trey: I’m not saying cheating is right because it’s most definitely not. But sometimes people get treated badly, which causes them to do something they regret.

Taylor: gets caught cheating on husband months later!

Taylor would be the perfect example of a hypocrite for belittling Trey for cheating but goes and does it herself.

by Bell Pepper Slayer June 05, 2021

hypocrites

A crap face, who says not to do one thing, then goes off and does it him self.

"Don't touch that saw. it can hurt you. AHHHH!! MY HAND!!"

by Satan June 26, 2004

hypocrite

a person who makes out that they're against something, then does the thing they where against

a person stands up for a bullying victim then later supports the bully and his ways

by hipo May 13, 2003