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school hit list 

A list of which are people from your school whom you would murder of you had the chance.
My school hit list was so long that by then end of the day everyone was dead. It's a good thing I'm not actually a murderer.
school hit list by charcy May 1, 2015

Hit List 

A list of individuals that you want dead, to get the living shit beat out of them, and/ or to endure a slow and painful torture leaving evidable life lasting scars
Hit List by *~!KiTTiE!~* December 4, 2003

Office Hit List 

A list of people with whom you work and whom you would also like to murder. But you never would because you're not a murderer so it's an "office hit list" instead of just a regular hit list.
By the end of the week I had so many people on my office hit list that the entire company would be dead if I were actually a murderer. Good thing I'm not.
Office Hit List by Witty Mommy March 31, 2015

Hit List 

People Who you hate, and put them in a list, AKA Shit List
I got 10 niggas in my hit list
Hit List by ac February 9, 2004

Hit List 

1) A list of people you want to shag

2)A list of sexual acts, each of which has a number of "points" attached to it. This is usually a list drawn up with a group of mates, and a competition ensues to see who can get the highest score. It's not usually a list of delightful acts to blissfully orgasm your way through, it's designed to be more of a test of endurance. For example, rimming someone over 2 and a half times your age would gain you 200 points, whereas performing full oral servicing on someone 2 and a half times your weight would net you 1000. There's usually a trophy act which involves all holes and someone smokin' hot but it's infinitely easier to nail the god awful stuff.
1) I just added Michael to my hit list, he's delicious.

2)K~ "Ok, I rimmed the 56 year old bloke. Chalk up my 200"

D~ "I made that weird kid cum in his trousers at the bar, which is 100, and tossed that footballer off under the table , which is another 150, so that's 250 for me!"

T~"Well, I gave that 30 stone woman full oral servicing, so I need 1000 points and some kind of super strength mouthwash"
Hit List by MagickDio April 27, 2010

not hit list

a hit list so long that it's more worth while to just name the people you'd rather keep alive. this way you have more time to start killin' off the ones NOT on the list.
hit list:
1. osama
2. kid in chem.
3. other kid in chem.
4. other other kid in chem.
5. ...

screw this, i'll make a not hit list:
1. my bff, jill.
2. boyfriend.

there, that about does it.
not hit list by Ann Omous October 2, 2007