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hipstercrite 

a hipster who thinks they are not a hipster.
hipster + hypocrite= hipstercrite
Practically every hipster is a hipstercrite.
hipstercrite by dontbehipstacritical December 21, 2009

Hipstercrite 

Mix of a hipster and hypocrite.
Somebody who pretends to dislike certain types of music music, because it's 'too mainstream, but inevitably changes their mind. Their excuse is normally: 'it's catchy lol'.
Klesta: urgh, I don't know why that 212 song is so popular, it has no depth or meaning. Just commercial bullshit, man. What is happening to our generation?

*two weeks later*

Klesta: that 212 song isn't that bad. It's catchy lol.

Angel: what a hipstercrite

hipstercrite 

A person who constantly refers to others as hipsters, when they tend to display many hipster-esque qualities themselves.
1:"That man over there smoking the American Spirits is wearing a pair of glasses frames without any lenses, and he called me a hipster!"

2:"Wow, what a hipstercrite."
hipstercrite by Fistopher March 9, 2011

Hipstercrite 

The combination of a Hipster and a Hypocrite. The kids who won't pay for local shows, yet bitch and moan about the lack of music scene. Whores, bros, douche bags, scene kids, they're all hipsters. Pretty much anyone nowadays from 16-24 involved in the local music scene (that isn't in a band).
The show tonight would've been sold out if it wasn't for all the fucking Hipstercrites in the area.
Hipstercrite by anthonyacheron August 23, 2010

hipstercrite 

Someone who decides that he/she does not like something anymore because hipsters now like it.
-"Man, I used to love Animal Collective before hipsters jumped all over it."
-"Quit being a hipstercrite."

hipstercrite 

A hypocritical hipster. AKA, one who claims not to be a hipster for a very long time and then finally admits to it.
That hipstercrite finally owned his identity when I caught him sniffing around a record store buying vintage records even though he doesn't have a record player.
hipstercrite by pinkpetals October 12, 2008