hench 

To be muscular

"jimmyli is so Hench"

hench by pkerofthedark April 15, 2009

hench 

1. Good, pleasing
2. Well built, strong

1. "Did you see that film?"
"Yeh man, it was hench"

2. "Jasons hench, he'll batter all of us"

hench by Jason May 23, 2003

Hench 

Derived from Henchman i.e. think of The Kingpin from the Marvel comic series, the fat headed white breed or rare bear may be considered "hench" per se, because apparently, as he says and I quote "over 90% of my body is comprised of pure muscle mwuahahahahah". And yeah that's the only vice the guy has, that he's a giant fat head with a freakish amount of muscle hanging off of his bones. A hench someone is someone considered very large and extremely dangerous i.e. Mongo from Blazing Saddles, Goldberger from Stir Crazy or any bouncer you'll see at a respectable club, though most of the guys are over-reactive idiots, nay isotopes of idiots - a rare fucking breed.

Oh check out Bazza the doorman, isn't he a hench one. Boys, I bet that with four of us we can chav tag-team this big ugly fucker and then happy slap him on our phones which we can never tell apart because we're not sure which are coming or going, but I have an incling that the guy will show me the lining of my rib cage before I'll ever take him down so maybe I'll just wait until the guy gets a dodgey knee or something.

Hench by Robert Head December 24, 2008

hench 

1. A derogatory term used to embarass and shame larger women.
2. A compliment to a fit-bodied male.

1. Woah, that girl is HENCH.
2. Oh my god, that guy is fit-hench.

hench by jadore June 4, 2005

Hench 

A total loser with no friends

"Hey Pat you look like hench!"

"Heeeeench"

Hench by sexy male thats better then u August 25, 2019

hench 

a very large, butch person. something that is beefy.

Kate: wow, dude! your hands are hench!
Emma: yeh, i know. too bad. you havn't even seen my feet yet.
Kate: wha?!
Emma: My toes are like fingers!
Kate: sorry dude.

hench by ninja turtle November 20, 2007

hench 

it means your a fatty

I can’t carry you, you are hench

hench by Harry ovett November 29, 2020