Haiku

A short, sweet 3 line poem that follows a certain rhyme scheme

Our teacher told us to write a Haiku but I got an F, here's what I wrote.

Five syllable line
A seven syllable line
Five syllable line

Haiku by onlyyoucanpreventforestfires December 15, 2013

Haiku

A form of poetry that has a certain format. The format of the poem is, the first line 5 syllables, the second 7 syllables and the third 5 syllables

Haiku About Valley Forge

Washington is cold
I kept his mother real warm
I'm his new daddy

Haiku by LAWKdown December 15, 2008

Haiku

Noun. A poem in which the first line is five syllables, the second line contains seven syllables, and the third line, again, has five. They do not always have to make sense; they can be about anything.

•Haiku Examples Below•

Fat Man

Fat man sees small door
He knows he cannot fit through
Tears flow free now

——–•-——

Haikus Don’t Make Sense

Haikus are awesome
But sometimes three don’t make sense
Refrigerator

Haiku by Happi Happy June 9, 2018

haiku

A type of Japanese poetry composed of three unrhyming lines, Most likely used by the Wapanese or otaku when they aren't fighting over which episode of Hamtaro was the best.

Cosplay show in town,
Man dressed up as Sailor Moon,
Let's all point and laugh.

haiku by otaku killer May 12, 2003

Haiku

A short poem where as the first line has 5 syllables, the second has 7 and the last has 5. This form of poetry does not have to, and rarely does make sense.

Haikus are random
They rarely make any sense
El Chupacabra

Haiku by Scott Ambershin February 9, 2009

Haiku

A retarded way to express your feelings. By using syllables. A common format is 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables.

I don't like haikus.
Sometimes they don't make much sense
Refrigerator

Haiku by YesPAPA November 7, 2018

Haiku

A short blunt email usually sent in response to a wordy lenghty message.

The haiku conveys evocative allusions often on the subject of workplace policy or to plainly state an opinion or request without cumbersome pleseantries.

Workplace haiku:

Open toed shoes and shorts
are not permitted in the office
nor are halter tops

Haiku by mo-yo December 29, 2006