HABs

(A group of) husbands and boyfriends. See WAGs.

England's HABs used the presence of their WAGs in Germany as an excuse for their poor showing in the 2006 World Cup, when really they just played shit.

HABs by Claire September 1, 2006

Habs

cigarettes, squaries, smokes, etc. A word that is basically derived from "habits' obviously used to describe the addictive quality of smoking cigarettes.

"hey man, did you see where my habs ran off to?" "i just got back from the store, i needed to get some habs"

Habs by aliveinchrist December 30, 2007

Habs

A mysterious, dominant and chaotic person that roams everywhere.

Samuel is a habs. He made out with me last night.

Habs by EerieEve October 25, 2020

Habs

Habs is the richest player in Idlescape

Did you know Habs is the richest player in Idlescape?

Habs by Justicedragon101 January 25, 2022

HABS

HyperActive Butthole Syndrome

“Mother of god, dude, that Indian curry last night….was up all night with a bad case of the HABS.”

HABS by BubbaSimmz January 21, 2023

habs ned 

A german custom to find a victim to perform a necessary but unpolular task.

Everyone screams "habs ned" and the last one has do it.

A: "we're out of beer"
A: "habs ned"
B: "habs ned"
C: "verdammt" <--- lost

habs ned by hakenmann September 27, 2008

HABS fan 

A person who over reacts or shows too much enthusiasm about something. Symptoms include exsessive swearing, oblivious to surroundings, yelling, jumping, hugging random people and lighting cop cars on fire. Can be used as either a noun or an adjective.

Holy shit, this guy is going HABS fan over a fucking fat chick.

- Why the fuck is he yelling at his hamburger?...
- dunno bro.. fucken HABS fans...

HABS fan by MontrealALIVE November 13, 2010