HP

(noun) the short form of "hippo"
(adjective) stupid; ridiculous

"This hp has a big mouth." or "My computer is lagging again, it's so hp."

by gua gua queen🐸👑 May 29, 2020

HP

(noun)
the short form of home party or house party

We're having a hp tnt, do you wanna join us?😊

by gua gua queen🐸👑 December 3, 2020

HP

HP is an abbreviation for the following:

-Harry Potter (popular book series...you should know that)
-Hit Points (like in an RPG)
-Hewlett Packard (Computer Brand)

by Cherushi November 10, 2003

hps

Homework Paralysis Syndrome

Occurs when you just cant do your homework. It's not the fact that your homework is hard, its just the fact that you're too lazy to do it.

Guy 1: I have a lot of homework to do
Friend: So why dont you do it?...
Guy:I have hps
Friend: oh, that makes sense

by Viewtiful Bro November 16, 2005

hps

Holland Park School
The whitest school you can think of.
The head teacher, Mr Hall is a bald headed twat and the teachers are either gay or pedos

“hey do you go hps”
“yeah i can’t wait to leave THAT fucking hellhole”

by Icantfinkofanamesothiswillbeit March 20, 2019

HP

Bay View-Hunter's Point is a district of San Francisco. When the Navy closed the Shipyard, the site of the first dry-dock on the West Coast, it also cut the jobs that came with it and the reason that so many people moved to the area from the South. As jobs left, crime rose, and now this is one of the worst neighborhood of the city. Although it is turning around slowly and people who live there say it's not as bad as it was 10 years ago. New apartments are being built and MUNI (public transport) service being extended. The area is far from posh, but is one of the few place in the city where you could buy a house for under a million dollars.

"Nuke 'em in tha heart of HP," Where yo playas club at foo?

by O.G. Chinaman April 17, 2004

HP

Stands for hot penis

Dude did you see that HP he was holding

by Peener man October 29, 2019