The game of giving a girl spicy food then having anal sex with her. Then the male would punch the woman in the stomach and scream "GRUMPKINS!" and pulling out before fecal matter lands on the penis. If fecal matter does land on the male penis then the male loses.
by Mike Ockhertz December 9, 2009
one of a variety of individuals, who is bubbly like a volcano, snuggly as an antitank mine, and enjoys hillsides of cabot extra sharp cheddar cheese. as much as any such individual can enjoy such things, which is quite an excessive amount.
"Antitank mines always have to be stabilized before you grab them. This is why I kiss you at the same time.What a grumpkin!"
by J Jayma Jameson August 12, 2011
When Female or Male, is performing oral sex on you when you are taking a shit on the toilet. Grumpkin is mistaken for the word Blumpkin, because of the Movie "Harold and Kumar."
by The Theoretically Correct May 20, 2009
by mattneesy May 19, 2004
a short, trollish, bitch that everyone hates. She's annoying, ugly, and the kinda girl you would love to punch in the face...repeatedly.
by clayton September 20, 2004
A woman no taller than five feet three inches tall and more than a few pounds overweight who would be cute if she lost a little weight. Often seen truck-truck-truckin' around.
by Marc November 17, 2003
Steve: Dude, I was on the Blumpkin Bus yesterday and i totally got Multiple Grumpkins from that Solid gold Hobot
by shabunia February 13, 2009