Gaylord

A City in Minnesota and Michigan, the Michigan side having an NWS Office

“Have you been to Gaylord Recently?”
“No, my friend moved out of Gaylord”

by GoomanHLR July 29, 2020

Gaylord

1. A first name, usually for a boy

2. A homophobic insult

1. The most famous man named Gaylord is probably Gaylord Perry.

2. Poor Gaylord Perry, his name has "evolved" into an insult.

by Zumi July 18, 2010

Gaylord

Someone or something that is the highest of high of gay people

''Who's Ryan the cherry picker?''
''Oh him, he's a gaylord.''

by Hellomr.goodbye November 26, 2019

Gaylord

1. Megafag
2. A terribly unfortunate family name. e.g. Scott Gaylord
3. A completely inexcusable given name for anyone born after the late 1960s. Said person's parents should be legally renamed Mr and Mrs Megafag Asslicker Felcher.

e.g. Gaylord Focker

Perez Hilton wishes he could be Paris Hilton's bitch. What a fucking gaylord.
Gaylord Perez was NOT a pitcher for the San Diego Padres.

by tmwcamden June 30, 2016

Gaylord

A town in northern Michigan especially known for being ran by corrupt elected officials who placate their constituents for a vote only to go against their community desires. Even to the point of conspiring with police officers to set up and incarcerate politically active citizens.

Everyone should boycott Gaylord. Don't spend money, no gas, no food, no shopping. Spend your money elsewhere. Gaylord is only good for alcohol and opiates.

by Cloud life May 08, 2018

Gaylord

Someone who has an uncontrollable and wild fetish to grope and touch up boys. They are easily recognisable with their stuck up attitude. Their looks and personality will want to make even the most extreme Satan worshipper repent and any sane human being want to end it all. They make Kim Jong Un look like a charity worker and will always try to cover up their boners near other boys even though they all have nano penises and have a hard time getting it hard. They will sometimes be seen talking to girls. This is so they can cover up the fact they are faggots.

Umar has been touching up boys again. He is such a Gaylord!

by WiKSKSDKmsmdmdkxlawlsk June 22, 2018

Gaylord

Thomas, Blaze, and Milez

i they are humping each other then each of them is a Gaylord

by blank pursin February 05, 2020