Fucktastic

When a situation is so fucked that it is the absolute opposite of fantastic.

I lost my job today, this is just Fucktastic!

I got crabs from my hooker last week. Fucktastic!

This entire post is just Fucktastic

by ObviousDailyLingo January 26, 2016

Fucktastic

A REALLY SALTY(hot) guy that's both HUNG & FANTASTICALLY SKILLED in bed. OR just a general session of sexual Olympics that was heavenly.

" Soooo girl how was your date last night?? " Smiling shyly "ohhhh it was just FUCKTASTIC!!!" =)*

by MightyAphrodite9 August 1, 2010

Fucktastic

A word that describes something so cool it cant be comprehended, so it needed it own damn word.

Holy hell! Today was fucktastic!

by DeffinitlyNOTjoe March 3, 2011

Fucktastic

used to describe the greatness of something (mainly sex). Fucktastic is only to be used when the greatness of something excels that of a fan-fucking-tastic thing.
Fucktastic is mainly used in the describing of a sexual encounter, stating that it was unbelievably good

Man, that chocolate soup is fucktastic

by Big Fella1 June 6, 2010

Fucktastic

A word used when you want to explain something that was utterly fantastic to a friend.

Also used as fanfuckingtastic.

They can both mean sarcasm also. Beware.

Person one: "I just parachuted from a helicopter, it was fucktastic!"

Person two: "Wow bro that sounds fanfuckingtastic!"

by Queen of craziness July 18, 2017

Fucktastic

when something is awesome, knarley, penisish, rock asstic. a really great thing, idea, person.

Did you see that guy's abs? He's fucktastic!

by brittany February 26, 2005

Fucktastic

An object or event which is greater than or equal to sex.

John: This soup is fucktastic

Kari: Alice in Wonderland is the most fucktastic disney movie.

by bcfinley122 March 2, 2009