asstic 

Bad. Describes anything that sucks.

Originated as a combination of "craptastic" and "ass" (ie. sucks ass)

"Dude. I totally suck."
"I know man, you're totally asstic."
"Okay."

asstic by Yusef G July 5, 2005

Jack Asstic

A word describing a male who is always a Jack Ass.

Connor Wilson is so jack asstic

Jack Asstic by lakdlfaj August 11, 2010

Fant-asstic

An abbreviation of fantastic and ass.

"He's fant-asstic!"

"Look at that he's ass is fant-asstic!

Fant-asstic by Raven Bishop November 21, 2009

kick-asstic 

Something so incredible that it's not just kick ass.

1.Dude, last night was so kick-asstic that I cant remember anything that happened

kick-asstic by eton February 23, 2008

Assticles 

Otherwise known as the taint or the chode, assticles typically occur in men of advanced age. After gravity has taken its toll on the scrotum, the advanced stretching begins to affect the anus. Eventually they become one.

Harold was in the bathroom the other day battling with some troubling constipation. To his surprise his scrotum lapped delicately at the water. He called to his wife. "Gertrude!"

"What is it Harold" she replied.
"Get in here and tell me why my balls are in the water" he gasped.
"OMG Harold!" she exclaimed. "You have assticles you filthy old fucker!"

Assticles by *samIam* February 19, 2010

assicon 

Like an emoticon, an assicon is a smiley in the shape of an ass.

The following are assicons:
(_!_) A regular ass
(__!__) A fat ass
(!) A tight ass
(_*_) A sore ass
{_!_} A swishy ass
(_o_) An ass that's been around
(_x_) Kiss my ass
(_X_) Leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) Tired ass!
(_E=mc2_) Smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass

assicon by superslacker87 August 3, 2006

Asstinence 

Asstinence= Only doing it in the bum.

If teenagers are going to have sex, they should stick to asstinence because you probably won't get preggo in the pooper.

Asstinence by kgetson December 22, 2010