It is like when you screw the pooch. Only if the pooch was much younger and you screwed up way worse.
by btank May 5, 2015
Hey Betty look at that puppy fuck sitting at the bar, im going to take him home and teach him a lesson or two.
by Beckozz December 2, 2011
In Columbus, Ohio, if you don't have a lighter and wish to light your cigarette using someone else's, you would ask "Can I fuck your puppy? ", and they would hand you their cigarette.
I have no idea as to the very odd term's origins. It is usually asked of friends, not strangers.
I have no idea as to the very odd term's origins. It is usually asked of friends, not strangers.
by brutalSoCal April 23, 2015
by Jagesh Fastabop August 30, 2009
im a fucked up puppy
by EannaCofey February 28, 2012
by canadasucks400 September 28, 2009
1. When a situation or a statement made by a friend makes no sense at all. 2. When your at a loss for words
Dave: Yo man, this morning around 3 i fell into a wormhole, lost the rabbit i was saving in my backpocket for later, got my leg cut from the switch blade that gangbanger shot out of his elephant trunk blowgun, and ate cold pizza.
Tony: Puppies fucking kittens man
Dave: What part don't you understand dumbass?
Tony: Puppies fucking kittens man
Dave: What part don't you understand dumbass?
by tkettle June 26, 2010